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Bweeeehhhh!!

Sumfin about bein home makes me FILL my potty pants with wave after wave of babymuck

It may not look like much, but it nearly blew out

Happy BDF!!

Bwehhhh my tummy hurrrts,,,,

Unnnnnfff,,,, im sowwy,,,,, dis,,, hnnnngh,,,, is gonna be a,,,, nnnnff,,,, really *BLORTCH* bad changie 😖😖😮‍💨

good girls fill their diapers😇🤎

🩷NO THINKS, ONLY STINKS🩷

At 25 and I’m still a stinky baby girl, making big BLOORTIES in my diapers and drooling while my whole baby room smells like a nursery. >~<

Keep me in forced infantilization, keep me being your dumb baby girl.🎀

More in my JFF

Omg i totally forgot to make my usual messy monday post!

Well here’s what I got to make up for it :p

While other people are thinking about their careers and futures,

Im in my nursery filling my huggies with my big boy thoughts

Its no fair!!

Id be able to use da potty if you didnt keep putting my heavy diapees on it!!

Oh gosh,,,, unnnnfff,,,,

I could barely press record in time

By the time i realize i hafta potty, ive already sunken into a deep squat

For:

1) Those of you born after “film dust”, you now know what that classic cinematic magic at the theatre was all about.

2) Those of you who wave their hands in a rotational manner, saying “come on, get to it already” when watching videos on, well, Tumblr.

Potty training guide:

1. Go into the bathroom

2. Squat down

3. Hnnnnnghhh,,,

4. Potty!

5. Done!

Coffee really seems to upset my tummy, drank a small cup and was hunched over filling my huggies in no time!