owl is val

messed up that eyes are kinda the only body part it’s acceptable to get lost in

getting lost in her mouth

in the age of repression and purity culture, getting more perverted is the only morally correct course of action

Vote Worm, because as the person who played Worm, her being submitted to this bracket without me knowing, then having her come in late and win in the last minute? that's the most Worm ass shit possible. come on, you have the chance to do the funniest thing of all time. please help me here

Sometimes a family is you, your kohai, her estranged sister, your homeroom teacher, and King Arthur

It's actually super unethical to keep a peeve as a pet

a bird is a sort of princess whose kingdom is eating bread from the gutter

slamming the big red button on my desk labeled "bweh" over and over again to no discernible effect