Magpies and Shiny things

incredibly minor but still dumb side effect of late stage capitalism: ever notice how so many concert venues and stadiums just have the lamest names imaginable. Like ooooh Lady Gaga is playing at the..... Mortgage Stadium? Oh boy the finals are at the.... Chase Bank arena. Can't wait to catch a game at the Garunteed Rate field.

scientists are in labs right now creating the thinnest and worst material known to mankind so they can make women’s clothing

Oh he's definitely eating it

scientists are in labs right now creating the thinnest and worst material known to mankind so they can surreptitiously eat it

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updated the character limit on the blinkie maker! previously 15 characters, you can now attempt to cram a whopping 25 characters on your blinkies!! certain fonts and font sizes WILL cut off. use your best judgement ok?

I feel like to really get this circulating as it should, we need it superimposed over the picture of the turkey going in the fridge. (I can't do it I'm on my phone.)

With the 250th anniversary it's likely to be especially bad this year!

WEAR A HELMET WHEN YOU RIDE A BIKE!!!

they should invent a job that doesn't affect your schedule or energy level that you don't have to go to if you don't want but you still get paid

so, like, universal basic income?

This. Please. Whether I'm avoiding spoilers for a show or people promoting eating disorders, if I block a tag it means I don't want to see it. Spell your fucking tags properly.

WE SAY SHIT HERE SIR

can't believe the only options are 30 minutes early or 10 minutes late. if only there were some other way. but what can you do

sorry to be brave on the internet but I think food labels should list every single ingredient and that there should be harsher penalties for mislabeling and deceptive labeling

[image description: a screenshot of tags in a reblog of this post that read: "#I also think that detergent and soaps and shit should have to list every scent in them. #no more 'floral' or 'parfum' or 'summer breeze' #if it has lavender and roses and grass clipping extract it has to say so #or I get to beat them with a gallon jug of it". End description.]

the world's smallest carnivore is called the "least weasel" 😭😭 i'm dying but like if it's the smallest carnivore then it sure is the least amount of weasel you can have 😭😭😭

Immediately I love him

Has anyone noticed that translating poetry is not easy

It's kind of like if you were in unrequited love with the crossword puzzle