Sophisiticated Trash

Daddy wishes to be cremated

It's what daddy would have wanted

Hi. Everyone else go home this is the only tag that matters to me

*hammers reblog button*

The reality: the combination of the eroticism of your voice and the inherently sexual vibes of the song means you create a story about a closeted gay guy desperately repressing his desire to - as the kids say - fuck that old man, no homo'ing your way through asking him to trim your tree, promising you'll be such a good boy if he treats you well, and begging him to slide down your chimney

arguably the funniest genius annotation ever

I have a fucking head cold, ate too much garbage, then activated my gag reflex coughing up mucus in my throat and emptied out my stomach. I wasn’t even nauseous prior. I had no warning. Universe decided the gut punch needed to happen.

elon musk told jkr to calm down help fkfbkr

i hope they both kill eachother in real life <3

me: *clicks on the button to see which post* I must know which of my humble offerings have pleased my dearest.

happy Thursday the 20th

You know, just in case you wanted to set your queue for the next 6 years

If you wanted to set your queue for the next six years.

Thanks @ingdamnit for bringing this to my attention.

No rules, no laws, you took your life into your hands opening fics

A/N: COMMENT if you want me to continue the next chappy!!!

A/N: Because it was in your contract!!1!1 *revs chainsaw*

@musicalhell please back me up on this. XD