ok I endured it. now what!!!!!!!!!

*walks around yhe dashboard & my footsteps echoing* Guys ..?

I need my weird alone time or I will explode

i can understand the trials but were the tribulations really necessary

we need to [remembers making jokes about suicide isn't funny and has negative consequences on a person's mental health] blow up argentina

Wait…. 😳 there’s a way out?

Fuuuuuuck me. It’s through? And that’s the only way? Fuuuuuuuck dude

HELLO ! have you thought about Van Gogh’s First Steps today ?

i just want to see ronaldo and the entire usa team crying tonight is that too much to ask

😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁

they should allow you to report posts for being gauche or passé

neymar being given a penalty to score like he's on a make a wish scheme for elderly people

u guys omfg can we try feminism again. can we breathe life back into feminism's wounded and perishing body like OMFG she's dying...

there are places in the world today that are experiencing 40°C for the first time in recorded history. of course there's no way to know whether chucking billionaires into volcanos will appease the sun god but i feel we're doing the scientific method a disservice if we don't at least try

At night before bed let's all brush our teeth it will be epic