they should allow you to report posts for being gauche or passé

neymar being given a penalty to score like he's on a make a wish scheme for elderly people

u guys omfg can we try feminism again. can we breathe life back into feminism's wounded and perishing body like OMFG she's dying...

there are places in the world today that are experiencing 40°C for the first time in recorded history. of course there's no way to know whether chucking billionaires into volcanos will appease the sun god but i feel we're doing the scientific method a disservice if we don't at least try

At night before bed let's all brush our teeth it will be epic

im so sick of social media but tumblr? thats home.

I encourage you to be just a 🤏 smidge more of a little weirdo than you were yesterday ✨

my sexual fantasy Is to have someone notice my absence and wonder about me

even with watching a movie from like the 90s it’s insane how much everyone looks like a Normal Person compared to anything filmed today

i am an ally to all embarrassing and uncool women forever and ever

sources say there are muscles in the back of my neck. and they want to kill me

FREE ME!!!!!!! Idk from what...I just want to be free from literally everything