I'm wilting

y'all need to watch this this pride month

ok everyone time to start laying eggs

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time to start laying eggs, frightening ghoul

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this is how blogging can have a huge impact on the lives of people and ghouls

*flies past*

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they won't tell you this in therapy but sometimes the best way to stop catastrophizing/anxiety is to interrupt your spiraling with "girl what the hell are you talking about"

tumblr is like an abandoned space station & you all are the thing in the vents

not me though. im girl with tanktop

I've reached the point where cynicism is a major turn-off for me. You're not smarter than idealists, and you're not helping.

Funny that the stereotypical cynic is an idealist who aged out of it. In my experience, the reverse is true. I was an extreme cynic as a teenager and then I noticed how profoundly limiting it was, and also that "cynics are cool and smart" was a message that was being constantly reinforced by corporate media for some reason.

I also think that the present era has proven that authoritarian leaders don't actually want a population of wide-eyed idealists, they want a population of jaded assholes who are convinced that everyone is lying, any resistance is either a scam or doomed to failure, and nothing can ever get better.

sometimes when my mom gets drunk she goes into Liberated Women Mode, and one time she was real tipsy and while talking about her friend’s divorce, she very earnestly told me and my sister (both adults) that regardless of preference or relationship, she hoped we would both reach a point in our lives where we were having really good sex with really good people. and my sister said, “i do that now except the good people part” and i said, “sex is real?” and my mom didn’t love either of those answers

ur mom sounds hot is she single

my mom is in fact single, and if you are so determined then it’s not my fault when you find out why

sexually repressed people be like “i have an ancient evil stirring within me. no one can know” and its literally just craving intimacy

this too shall pass but the fuck was that for

okay but chess terminology is like. you pinned your opponent's hung knight and now you can mate? oh im sure