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The Gang Fucks Up The DM’s Carefully Plotted Tale Of Political Intrigue

Trying to fuck the hero is one heck of a power move though, you’ve gotta admit

ok can we agree that the WORST feeling is when you’re just sitting around consciously procrastinating and you’re just overly aware that each second that passes is more time wasted and you like watch hours pass and you’re STILL procrastinating and you CANT STOP and your panicked brain is trapped inside a body that refuses to be productive and inside you’re screaming but outwardly you’re just eating chips 

Okay.

iconic

Brutal

the greatest line in the history of villainous roles.

Trope Namer

JUNKRAT has become CATHOLIC is the new phrase i will be unable to get out of my head for all time because of that post

what the fuck was he before the patch?

australian

ive gotta get one of those sauce vacuums

yo fam why she call her dad “Daddy” 

… maybe it’s because he’s her father idk just a guess

You thots have so perverted the word “daddy” that you don’t even recognize it in its proper context.

I can’t think of a single Blizzard series that doesn’t have the big guy with a hook

gutterhob uses a lot of WoW models so that means i’m obligated to eventually include a big guy with a hook, maybe i’ll combine them all together 

starcraft has no hook characters, nor does diablo

i dont understand any of this nerd shit but that last one got NO hooks

NEITHER ONE OF THOSE ARE HOOKS

shit is heating up in the big dude holding a hook discourse

It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia (dir. David Lynch, 2013)

i cant believe you made its always sunny look like some indie film

need this to be deleted

This will never not be hilarious to me.