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sorry for the delay in responding to your message. I was walking around the house with unclear intentions

um. cut him in half

hot dog or hamburger style, boss

one moment ☝️ *pauses the blowjob to start violently coughing up blood*

i just apolitically killed the king like i have no agenda or whatever im just the jester here but i stabbed him anyway LOL all the courtiers and advisors are trying really hard to figure out who did it LOL all of them wanted him dead but they dont know whose scheme it was so nobody can promulgate a coherent political maneuver based on the circumstances LOL just playing my lute #MyLute

I guarantee you anyone who spends as much time as a Jester does in that proximity to a King WILL find a reason to want to kill him, possibly within the first month of the job.

my reasons r my own, knave. LOL #KnaveMoment

doctor just prescribed me music really loud

what do you mean my disability disables my abilities? what the fuck