dumb blog

one moment ☝️ *pauses the blowjob to start violently coughing up blood*

i just apolitically killed the king like i have no agenda or whatever im just the jester here but i stabbed him anyway LOL all the courtiers and advisors are trying really hard to figure out who did it LOL all of them wanted him dead but they dont know whose scheme it was so nobody can promulgate a coherent political maneuver based on the circumstances LOL just playing my lute #MyLute

I guarantee you anyone who spends as much time as a Jester does in that proximity to a King WILL find a reason to want to kill him, possibly within the first month of the job.

my reasons r my own, knave. LOL #KnaveMoment

doctor just prescribed me music really loud

what do you mean my disability disables my abilities? what the fuck

i have a bunch of disgusting ideas if anyone's interested

the funniest character headcanons are feral, homophobic and tax evader i dont accept constructive criticism and you cant change my mind

hates the irish, fucks to survive, war criminal

can you believe this website is free

we pay in other ways

Not the town's name

"He did it in broad daylight" as opposed to male daylight?

This feels like it's an unoriginal joke honestly

He did it in bloke daylight

That's the way I should have written this bad joke, thank you

They won't even let you do things in broad daylight anymore. Because of bloke

I'm going dark bloke