fly away

i don’t have any red flags. i have a white flag. i give up

@blinded-by-love

I think we should do this but leave Colorado alone so there’s just an extremely jarring rectangle in one part of this

I like how you think.

enough. to the Box with you

date of origin: 5th of may, 2012.

the ham is melting, the turkey is suspended in midair, the salami is hatching from its own egg. why did we even come to the salvador deli

Let me eat egg

SO CUTE

this changes everything

I had no idea that chickens could?? float?? or swim??? I don’t know why I’ve never thought of chickens as buoyant. I never picture chickens anywhere near water. what else have I been missing

C'est les swimming poules

Reblogging for the pun and the pun alone

i work for geek squad unfortunately, and every time i mention our 800 number to an old white person they go “oh, but will they have an accent?” and i always say that technically everyone has an accent. i then ask them to explain what they mean and either they get flustered or they flat out admit their racism.

I second this, I grew up poor and this house…well, it’s not a “dump” or anything, but is no better a house than I was raised in with two parents barely making enough money to make the mortgage payments.

This reminds me of the time Fox News tried to paint poor people as rich because 97% have a refrigerator

Damn ya done exposed them. That’s actually insane ?!

what is the january mood?

This is funnier the earlier in the year it’s blogged.

i fucked up i fucked up i fucked  up i  fuked upppp

today in “things that didnt really happen”

you are a reylo fanblog but u wanna educate ME on things that could never happen……Okay.

ive reblogged this post before but this is my first time seeing this INSANE clapback… rip that guy….

I read a short story where a woman character “always looked forward to her period” because it was “a reminder of her womanness” and YES! The story WAS in fact written by a male!