Our Lady Muffin

start wanting rice. (or, if you are traditional, simply recognize your constant desire for rice.)

measure out two cups of rice. then one more. then two more. then another. this seems fine. you love rice. there is no way that this will backfire on you.

remember that your great-great-uncle’s recipe says it should be soaked overnight.

become consumed with despair.

decide to soak it for half an hour instead, acknowledging that the final product will be inferior and anger your ancestors but will still satisfy your now almost-overwhelming need for rice to be inside your body much faster.

remember that you should have set the water to boil when you soaked the rice. goddammit. 

once the water boils, put the rice in until it is half-cooked. the eyeballing or intuitive method is less effective than a timer but that’s how your aunt does it so you feel compelled to meet her standards.

now that the rice has fluffed up, realize how much rice six dry cups really is. holy shit. you’ve fucked up immeasurably. 

take a minute to dwell upon your failings.

grease a baking dish with butter. this will never be as elegant as you want it to and your fingers will get greasy, but the slightly shameful, self-indulgent joy of licking your fingers afterwards will make up for it.

pour the rice into the dish. wonder immediately if you actually buttered the dish beforehand and if you’ve just fucked up. 

melt approximately one thousand pounds of butter in the microwave and pour it over the rice, pondering your imminent death from rapid-onset arterial clogging. put a small pat of butter on the top to properly gild the lily.

put your pan into the oven, which you have absolutely preheated after your previous lack of foresight. shake the rice once or twice while it bakes to make sure the butter is well distributed. resist the impulse to climb into the oven with the rice. for the last ten minutes, sit next to the oven and count the seconds until it’s done.

remove the dish from the oven. shed a tear or two at the perfection laid before you. if you are dining with others, this is the time to serve the rice while making passive-aggressive statements about how oh no, you don’t need any help, you just made dinner all by yourself, you can serve everyone as well. (this is still fun if done alone, but optional.)

CONSUME THE RICE.

realize that you have eaten half of the dish in one sitting. no matter how much rice you made, this will always happen. 

put the leftovers away, if there are any, and enjoy a cup of chai while marveling at the amount of food you have just eaten. if possible, fall asleep in an armchair, sitting up, head tilted slightly back, like a grandpa.

1lb / approx. 2 ⅓ cups basmati rice (any long-grain rice will do)

3 tbsp salt

8 tbsp / 1 stick butter (you can reduce this if you don’t want to have a heart attack)

Put the rice in a pot and cover it in cold water and salt. Let it soak overnight. (If you don’t have the time to soak it, rinse the rice with cold water until it runs clear.)

Edit: The reason you want to soak basmati and other aromatic rice before cooking is to preserve more acetylpyrroline, the compound that gives aromatic rice its characteristic scent and flavor. Soaking rice allows the grains to absorb water, which reduces the cooking time, which means less time for the acetylpyrroline to cook off. It’ll still taste pretty good if you can’t do this, but you don’t want “pretty good”, you want mind-blowing, so for that perfect flavor you’ll want to soak your rice overnight. The soaking process also washes away the layer of starch on the outside of the rice, which allows the grains to separate rather than sticking together; this is why you want to rinse your rice thoroughly if you don’t have time to soak it.

Preheat your oven to 325°.

Boil three quarts of water in a separate pot. Once it’s at a fast boil, drain the rice and add it to the water. Boil for 5-7min or until one grain tastes half-cooked, but not soft. Pour the rice into a colander and rinse with cold water.

Edit: This step also helps get rid of any remaining starch on your grains, for perfectly separated rice. If your colander or strainer has large holes, you can put a paper towel/cheesecloth/clean dishcloth on the inside in order to drain your rice. Pour carefully if you’re using a paper towel, though, and put a bowl underneath your colander; I once lost a heartbreaking amount of rice when my paper towel got oversaturated and tore open.

Liberally grease the bottom of your baking pan with some of your butter. Pour the rice on top. Melt the rest of the butter in the microwave and pour on top of the rice.

Bake for 45min. (If you like, cover the rice for part or all of the baking time, but I find it gets less crispy on top if you do this.) Shake the pan a couple times during baking to ensure that the butter distributes throughout the entire dish.

Eat.

Serves four. Can easily be scaled up if needed (or down, but why would you do that?). Best enjoyed with a nice cup of chai.

Meanwhile we see in the Aira bits that most of the school is not at all like that.

The Maid Café scene might be one of my favorite moments regarding Ayase's characterization, and I'm not being ironic about that. It's one of my favorite ways of showcasing her character due to who she is, and how this scene breaks her more standoffish composure completely.

Here is the thing with Ayase: she is very defensive to protect herself. Feelings of the heart are complicated to her, and throughout the series, we see that she would rather take control of the situation by gaining the initiative. Whether to fully reject Takakura to hide her secret crush, or to close herself off in a rude manner so no one sees how much a specific thing cut deep into her, it's a way for her to feel comfortable without letting others see how she's truly feeling.

She can be confident of her intelligence and style, brash since she knows her worth (compared to someone like Takakura), but any hint of her seen as flawed, embarrassed, or exposed leads to her defending herself. This is something she's used multiple times, such as her getting angry over her bullies making fun of her family, the fear of Takakura being with another girl, and even at the first scene of the story, to defend herself from her ex who tried to pressure her into sex.

This characterization then leads to Dandadan's themes of sexuality. There's a mass emphasis on how people get exploited, especially when it relates to women. The text doesn't hesitate to talk about Turbo Granny's involvement with helping rape victims, the way the Serpos tried to assault her, and how Shiratori tried to frame Ayase as sexually open to anyone, which had the potential to leave her open to bullying and harassment if she hadn't told the truth. Regardless of how people feel about the execution of these themes, they are there, and important to how Ayase navigates her sense of openness relating to her vulnerability.

She sees a lot of men who take advantage of other people, and that hits her personally as someone who is combative despite her wanting for protection and care. Ayase has even said that she wants someone to comfort her after her ex dumped her. No one wants to be misunderstood. And the same goes with her despite how much she wants to be (and already is) a badass.

After all, she has a crush on the actor, Ken Takakura, and how his strong nature appeals to her sense of wanting someone who is kind, gentle, and compassionate despite toughness. It's this yearning for someone who can look out for her, rather than leaving her feeling alone when it comes to the prickly walls she made. It's hard for her to imagine finding another Ken Takakura in the first episode.

"Since it's cold..."

ダンダダン S2 Ep. 07: Feeling kinda gloomy

Okay but what about the person who brought this injured dragonfly to a wildlife rehabber

The Golden Record was sent with the Voyager into space as a 'bottle' for aliens to find so that they could use it to decipher our languages and understand what our planet might have been like.

In other words... It's included on the probe with the hope that it might be discovered by aliens!