Manly Grownman

never going to be over that time I was trying to explain polyamory to my mum, and she said "I just don't understand how someone could be in love with two people at once" and I gave her my the-cognitive-dissonance-is-causing-me-physical-pain face and she said "what??" and I very quietly said "mother....you had an affair...."

One of the guys I worked with told us a story about how, when they were doing archaeology surveys in the woods they ran into a bigfoot hunter. Bigfoot guy asked if they had seen signs of bigfoot, and he was like "Sorry, nothing like that. We're archaeologists, so we're looking for human stuff." and the bigfoot guy was like "Oh! I saw some Native American cairns on my way out here. I can give you a general location." and when he was like "Yeah dude, that'd be sick. We're actually looking to document those." the bigfoot guy was like "Yeah, they looked pretty cool. I didn't touch them though, because Native Americans built them, not bigfoot."

btw if two guys are both wearing backwards hats it means they were just making out

Where do you get your sardines? Do you get them from one store or do you shop around town?

all of these i got at world market, but i recently switched to cheaper ways to get fish. So now i do fish shopping at Pick & Save. Sometimes I see matiz fish at pick & save on sale and im able to pick it up.

Where do you get your sardines? Do you get them from one store or do you shop around town?

my see through dick print basketball shorts era

I remember watching this for and all I can think about was how gaggy the architecture was

Touching grass is not enough, some of y’all need to touch the hem of His garment.

"I asked chatgpt" well I asked my Tumblr mutuals and they said "woof", "bark" and many similar things

I know this is going to make me sound pretensions but I have to get it off my chest. I feel an unimaginable rage when someone posts a photo and is like "this picture looks like a renaissance painting lol" when the photo clearly has the lighting, colors and composition of a baroque or romantic painting. There are differences in these styles and those differences are important and labeling every "classical" looking painting as renaissance is annoying and upsetting to me. And anytime I come across one of those posts I have to put down my phone and go take a walk because they make me so mad

this post has re-wired my brain in the best way