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sheepfilms
shark vs the universe
Show & Tell
NASA
Misplaced Lens Cap
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
Mike Driver
Jules of Nature
Cosimo Galluzzi
The Bowery Presents
Monterey Bay Aquarium
roma★
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
hello vonnie
#extradirty
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@otter-hedgehog
it is funny when I get asks like “haven’t seen grim in a while. is she okay?? is she dead? do you love her?” and then while I’m typing an answer, Grim is sprawled across my arm like this
don’t look at all my lip balms
there are four coasters and you put the coffee cup on a book
don't look at that either
What book you reading?
Is no one gonna talk about how the background on the laptop is furry porn?
it's actually a clown dog painted by Felix Colgrave
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what will it be, boss? the comfort of misery or the pain of change?
ashes to ashes, dust to dust, reeses to pieces
And sluts to sluts.
amen
they need to invent a running away & never coming back that doesn’t affect your life
Non cooking spray stick
Non spray stick cooking
Non cooking stick spray
yeah okay ill reblog that
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everyone more pretentious than me is an insufferable poseur and everyone less pretentious than me is a clueless philistine
romantic and sexual partner.
I'm as grateful for cellphones as the next person, but sometimes I think about how everyone having a phone on them at all times really did cause us to loose some things as a society. I mean - for example, kids these days will never experience their car breaking down and needing to find the nearest place with a phone they can use. They're never going to have the opportunity to tentatively approach a house only to discover that it's full of queer people having a party hosted by a transvestite to celebrate his creation of a sex homunculus, stay the night, and loose their virginity while unintentionally partaking in cannibalism. It's tragic, that kind of gay sexual awakening just doesn't happen these days because of cellphones.
I miss Skeleton War posts so much. They’d usually start popping up around this time. People would be celebrating, even cracking jokes or participating. What happened to our dear Skeleton War brethren? Have they found peace? Or are we doomed to have weak bones?
I propose:
Skeleton War 2024.
We must fight the fuckbois now more than ever before
tough fucking luck losing my cart and my pack of camels in the same 48 hour period i suspect that it may have been ghouls
are you a medieval silk road merchant
they should hold 4 versions of every olympic event in this order to witness the full breadth of human capabilities:
primary schoolers
random nonathletic adults
olympians
olympians roided and doped up to the max
#5th version olympians who do a completely different sport#i wanna see the weightlifters do table tennis. chuck a bunch of archers in the pool & see what happens. give the gymnasts gun
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“sex/romance/empathy makes us human,” they say. awful. pathetic. what makes us human is the urge to set things on fire
you’re actually correct!
Cooking is the one thing that only humans do and can be directly linked to the increase in our brain size
Burning the mammoth flank just a lirtle instead of eating it raw gives grug more calorie to think. Grug thinking about color symbolism in silence of the lambs
I have to go get a needle right now and I am being SO brave about it
So one of my veins collapsed so I actually had to get TWO needles and I didn't even cry or swear or anything, I'm SO proud of myself, I deserve ice cream. I'm getting ice cream
Ice cream fell through so I got a burrito and a staple gun
yeah im holding it backwards don't worry about it
How do u hold a burrito backwards?
The top is at the bottom 😞
thats upside down then
no cause it's sideways
if the top (the UPSIDE!!!!) is at the bottom (DOWN!!!!) then it is UPSIDE DOWN!!
?? Holding knife forwards
Holding knife backwards?
BULLYING ME
how the fuck did you take those pictures
I double blink to take a screenshot
@ladyyatexel sorry if you've been tagged in this before
No apologies needed, it is, in fact, fucking sick
spending 20 dollars is easy but once you do it 5 times uh oh
you should be able to spend 20 dollars at least 10 times before it adds up to one hundred dollars
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obsessed with these green things called trees
don't know a thing about 3d printing!! but one day i'll make a whale skeleton that's small enough to hang from my ceiling like they have at museums and it's going to be sick as hell
my vision btw
