the Sky Fell Down

“So, the Casanova account executive is being held hostage in the IT department by his handsome socially awkward boyfriend?” 🍋

Consummate Professionals and the Zest-Check Protocol

https://archiveofourown.org/works/84853721

Ilya Rozanov is the least invested Junior Accounts Executive at Vasilevsky Solutions, mostly because he’s more interested in Montreal steakhouses and men who look good in tailored suits than he is in SaaS. But Shane Hollander, Metropolitan Health’s Director of Security and a man whose LinkedIn profile picture is too pretty to resist, makes Ilya decide to pivot his sales strategy.

The tubs filling now and I can definitely hear my older sons being chaotic down the hall, but this is good.

Also, Ilya sucks at being sick. Because he feels awful and he’s so needy, and he begs all day for more hugs and cuddles and kisses, but also the sight of sweet, nurturing Shane makes him rock hard. So as Shane’s flitting around around the room trying to make everything comfortable and soft, adjusting the shades and fluffing the pillows, taking out extra blankets and pillows to cocoon themselves in, Ilya is absolutely pitching a tent in the sheets.

And when Shane goes to hand him the remote, Ilya reaches for it with his left hand which is weird until he looks down to see the undeniable thrusting motions of Ilya’s right fist under the covers. Shane rolls his eyes.

“What? This helps. You don’t don’t want me to feel better?”

so now I really need to step my game up for Father’s Day.