OTP Scenarios

Person A: "Hey, Heeey, HEEEEYYY..."

Person B: "WHAT???"

Person A: "Do you want to snort some pixe sticks with me?"

Person B: "..."

Person A: "... Orrrrrrr we can crush up and smoke some smarties up to you?"

Person A: "Ring Ring."

Person B: "Why are you saying that?"

Person A: "Just pick up your imaginary phone."

*Person B grabs an imaginary phone from their back pocket*

Person B: "Hello?"

Person A: "Baby Hotline, Please hold me close to you~"

~Trying to show off my new alien to my friend who is still questioning how I got the alien in the first place.

I remeber this part in hetalia, found a gif, and got on the Area 51 train.

Origin Anime: Hetalia

Person A: "AWWW YOU'RE ADORBLE, you're so cute, awww you're such a bb, you should come stay with me!"

Person B: "Are you cheating on me?"

Person A: "Yes, from now on you will have to share my love with...Sam!"

Person B: "Who tf is Sam?!?"

*Person A holds out a cute puppy*

Person B: "Really? Well I'm wayyyy cuter anyways"

My brain is dead out of otpscenerios since I just posted 10....see you soon beloved people who read this!!!

My brain:

Person A: "I'm sorry it's too late..."

Person B: "No, please stay!"

Person A: "I can't I have to leave"

Person B: "Fine see if I care!"

Person A: "Babe I'm going to work I'll see in like 8 hours..."

*Person A is messing around with a piano*

Person B: "A if you want to bang on something I'm right here~"

Person A: "... Can I just mess around by myself without being bothered"

Person B: "I mean you could play with yourself without being bothered, but it would feel better if I helped~"

Person A: *DRUNK AF* "Hey guess what B? I'm a flying goat with fairy wings!!!

Person B: "A! IF YOU DONT GET DOWN FROM THAT TABLE I WILL-"

Person A: "I'm a fairy goat I'll be fine because I have the power of god and anime on my side" *Jumps off table*

Person B: *Rushes to catch A and succeeds* "DO NOT SCARE ME LIKE THAT!!!"

Person A: "B!!! Why did you catch me? If I would have fallen my friend Mr. Floor would have caught me and gave me cookies...I'm sad now"

Person A: "B, I have a addiction and its getting really hard to control..."

Person B: "Do you need my help? I can help you! Do you-"

Person A: "My addiction is you and its getting really hard not to kiss you whenever I see you~"

Person A: "Hey can I ask you a question?"

Person B: "Sure"

Person A: "Can I hug you?"

Person B: *Blushes* "Why?"

Person A: "Because I want you to feel warm on the outside just like you do to me on the inside"

Person A: "LOOK ITS A FIREFLY!"

Person B: "Umm thats actually called a lightning bug"

Person A: "...dose it really matter what I call it its the same thing"

Person B: "Uh yes it matters"

Person A: "Ok so I call you babe but I could also call you my sexy play thing, soooooo~"

Person B: *Blushes Intensely*

Person A: "The sunset is pretty tonight"

Person B: "Yeah it really is"

Person A: "Do you know what the color red reminds me of?"

Person B: "Maybe the blood of all the thousands of dead animals and humans after years of war/hunger and how the blood will eventually get soaked into the ground and will eventually get turned into feild with food and how we eat the food, the world realization that nobody is vegan and we are all possibly canibals?

Person A: "I was going to say the way you blush but yeah that too..."

Person A: "Dare or Date?"

Person B: "Its suppose to be truth or dare..."

Person A: "I know, so what are you going to choose?"

Person B: "Dare, obviously"

Person A: "I dare you to date me!"

Person B: "...well I guess I have no choice then"

Person A: "REALLY? OMG YESSS I LOVE YOU SO MUCH!"

Person B: "How could I resist someone with that cheesy pick up line ^^"

Person A: "Your like a Guitar"

Person B: "What?"

Person A: "You sound beautiful and people will always admire you"

Person B: "Aww thats sweet A"

Person A: "Also I can play you softly and roughly and you will still love it~"

Person B: "Thats not as sweet..."

AHHH I HAVENT POSTED IN LIKE A YEAR?!?!?

sorry...not sorry. Lol I love you all!!!

Person A: "Hey B, you still have to pay the rent for this month"

Person B: "I'll give you the money next month...for now though, I can make it up to you right now~"

Person A: "Whaaaaaaaaaaaaa???"

Person B: "I mean you are pretty cute...I dont think you'll mind either, right~"

Person A: "UMMMMM NO....I'll just wait for next month" *Walks away*

Person A: "I thought I told you not to go so ruff, remeber last time?"

Person B: "I remember last time perfectly, you should know that I like it like that~"

Person A: "But I want it to perfect, like putty in you hands, not falling apart..."

Person B: "Either way I will still love you."

Person A: "Babeeeeee, did you miss me?"

Person B: "Every single bullet so far."

Person A: "Oh...haha, thats funny babe."

Person B: "I didnt mean it to be."

Person A: "That's sweet, um, I'm going to leave for a bit, bye babe..."

Got the bullet part from a Pinterest thingy

Person A: "Hey you want to go see a movie?"

Person B: "What type of movie?"

Person A: "Heh, horror."

Person B: "You know every time I watch a horror film I cling to you and like, wont let you go."

Person A: "Exactly!"