gaydreaming

Was trying to make a joke about TV writing to my friend the other day and had to pause and go "...does the phrase 'surf dracula' mean anything to you?"

image description: tweet by @/topherflorence, reading: back in the day if u did a tv show called surf dracula you'd see that fool surfing every week in new adventures but in the streaming era the entire 1st season gotta be a long ass flashback to how he got the surfboard until you finally get to see him surf for 5 min in the finale /end description

Neither femme nor masc but a third more wicked thing....... Boring

white people be like yes i think i will bring by 90lb dog to the coffee shop today

the puirpose of a spider is what it does

it spides

free my girl she did all that and that’s what makes her such a compellingly complex character. that’s her essence

(for the millionth time)no but can they please go on dropout so phil and katie can speak to each other. with their beautiful minds. they’re like cousins to me

religion is so fucking funny the world is just too beautiful there must be a higher entity behind all this. lets oppress women