"Sex is what makes us human" is stupid. Almost every species fucks. Humans are the only species that jumps motorcycles over school buses that are on fire. Some other things too probably

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"Sex is what makes us human" is stupid. Almost every species fucks. Humans are the only species that jumps motorcycles over school buses that are on fire. Some other things too probably

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Writing isn't the hobby. Being insane about little fake people is the hobby. Writing is just the only outlet i have for that
🌙 Regency-era Neo Queen Serenity 🌙
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im from an alternate universe but not a cool interesting one, the only difference is that a natural third option when asking if you'd like something to drink other than coffee and tea is instant soup in a cup
it just makes sense to offer a savory option
lots of flavors too
Coffee Shop AU is not as popular as Soup Store AU there
makes sense, there's more options; the only thing to do in a coffee shop is buy coffee, but in a soup store you could also buy clothes
the penguin random house website currently has a banner playfully 🦦 offering the wait hang on. what was that. my phone's keyboard automatically suggests and emoji of the frolicsome sea otter when I type out the word "playful" 🦦🦦🦦... oh what joy. this has entirely made up for the fact that the villains at penguin random house are luring the unwary into a "quiz" that claims it will tell you what book to read next but ends not in a delightful literary recommendation but rather a request for one's email in order to receive book recommendations. vile behavior! most unsporting! and yet. I am at peace with my playful 🦦🦦🦦 otters
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Carnelian stamp seal featuring a kitty, Minoan, 1900-1600 BC
from The Metropolitan Museum of Art
Maria Skłodowska-Curie's notebooks are crazy once you think about it. They're so radioactive they have to be sealed in a lead box. Imagine a world where atomic theory is forgotten and a dude just goes "yea there's a book that details the secrets of the universe, the machinations of the creation of existence down to its barest essentials, but if you get close to it you fucking die. The more you read it the more your body slowly disassembles into mush." like wat excuse me

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Packing up the craft room of a house two cosplayers live in (me and my wife) is turning out to be an actual battle that I might not survive. Have already suffered a battle injury (giant rubbermaid storage tub fell on my head and neck). Will I survive? We shall see.
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👑 kingofengland
questing literally sucks. i miss my wife
🛡️lance.du.lac
me too :(
👑 kingofengland
??????
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🔑seneschal-kay
PLEASE stop signing up for tournaments under fake names. im so serious. if we get any more of these we are literally going to call off the games this upcoming whitsuntide. and this includes lancelot. there are no exceptions. i will throw you out if you give me a fake name. i don’t care who your dad is. i will kill you
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hi
🔑seneschal-kay
BITES YOU BITES YOU BITES YOU
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🧪 tristan-from-cornwall
lancelot i know this is you
#your obsession with me is getting embarrassing #also she is literally also named iseult so i dont see what the problem is
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🧥la-cote-male-taile
wait guys im actually really confused about sir mordred lmao. is he arthur’s nephew or his son
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tbh not sure you’re going to love the answer to this one
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🛡️lance.du.lac
hey guys! just an update since i know i’ve been gone for a while! i’ve just been taking some time to myself just to relax in the woods and i feel a lot better now. i’m done being insane and on my way back to camelot :)
🛡️lance.du.lac
insane again
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🧚♀️morgan-le-fae
what should i send to my brother next
cape that will set him on fire
horn that tells him wife is cheating on him
#tbh cape that sets people on fire is a favorite of mine #but also the gwencelot stuff is pissing me off #especially because lancelot keeps vagueblogging about it #as if everyone doesnt know what’s going on
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#personal #my husband has been missing for like 2 days and i think he is cheating on me #i havent really wanted to come to terms with this because it just sucks but i dont really know what other explanation there could be #:(
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spotted on west grounds of camelot castle 03:47 4/26/1066
(submitted by @ bedivere77)
👑kingofengland
anyone want to go hunt this with me??
#have been having kind of a rough week but maybe hunting will lift my spirits #also a package just arrived for me so thats exciting!!!!
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❤️queen.guinevere
just so you guys all know, there is someone sending people random anons pretending to be me but it’s not me who sent it!! so if you get anything weird that seems like it's from me in the next few days it's probably not. sorry and i hope this gets figured out soon!!
💔false.guinevere
>:)
❤️queen.guinevere
wtf
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does anyone else think beaumains or whatever his name is looks super familiar
🛡️lance.du.lac
dude i think he's your brother
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ohhhh yeah that would actually make so much sense. on an unrelated note does anyone think fair unknown looks super familiar
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courtly love is actually such a joke. the queen does not care about you lmfao. get a life
👑kingofengland
:(
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i am so sorry my lord this post was not about you
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🗡️per.ce.val
on the grail quest and i think galahad just died???
🐗sir-bors
on the bright side we did find the grail!
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my scheming knights and nobles have been short on taxes for a whole year. They told me that all the taxes they are due are apparently in a small village called "Updog". I shall go there post haste to collect my rightful due grains and gold.
in the contemporary world, the most fundamental human right - and, it often seems, the least protected one - is "being both Allowed and Able to go Somewhere Else." the rest is commentary.
the torments of prison are predicated on Not Letting You Leave. the most terrifying and degrading aspects of childhood are predicated on Not Letting You Leave. misogynists wail and moan and fearmonger about divorce and equal opportunity employment because they Allow Wife To Leave. borders and immigration restrictions exist, in no small part, to Prevent People From Leaving countries where they will be exploited and/or oppressed. fuck you for trying to leave. fuck you for exerting any control over your life whatsoever. that makes you the one at fault, actually.
david graeber described three fundamental freedoms: freedom to move, freedom to disobey orders, and freedom to reorganize social relations
fundamental human right

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Guys can we please stop with the whole “frog-pig hybrid” when talking about Muppets Christmas Carol. Tiny Tim isn’t a frog-pig hybrid. The muppets are putting on a theatre production of Christmas Carol and Tiny Tim is being played by Kermit’s nephew Robin, who is a frog. Yes, for realism they could have hired a frog-pig hybrid. But they didn’t and that’s okay because Robin did amazing in his role.
You’re blocked and I reported you to the FBI for this awful, hateful take btw. Robin has worked hard and deserved every role he’s gotten.
Now Scooter, on the other hand, IS canonically a nepo baby.
🍇 “bind me and you put a god in chains…” 🍇
What if… I shared another cosplay… 👀 This one is a lot of fun to wear. Partially because it makes me feel very pretty, but also because it’s super comfy to wear. Plus it all came together very quickly when I was making it. If you want a cosplay that you can bang out quickly might I suggest something from Greek mythology, where all you gotta do is hem a rectangle 😂
Dionysus cosplay made and worn by me
Photos taken by my wife
Fake horns from Shadowfall Workshop