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#lmao yeah #the odyssey #the odyssey 2026 #christopher nolan

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animentality

#and honestly there are a few places where the dogs are better but they're in the running for best dog in town #costco #hot dogs

postarcadian

the thing I love most about how tumblr users use tags is that it’s like what if a social media website had a footnotes system

oeing-oeing-clay

wow dude jts so awesome that your car is loud as fuck and smells worse when it drives past. thags fucking epic man. i really like how it hurts to listen to you drive past and it scares people. thats awesome man. i really like your car that makes a loud as fuck fart sound. fucking epic dude

#whenever a truck like that goes by i say “wow that guy's dick must be huge” v sarcastically to my husband #people who roll coal make me feel violent

asystolle

PRIDE & PREJUDICE + green

#pride and prejudice #film

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goddisposez

hold up why is the beatles’ music actually fire

goddisposez

how did they get the words to crawl up the screen like that

Sure, grandpa, let's get you to bed

#midnight mass #horror

finch-in-a-pinch

Yeah I saw that, you freak

#succession

edelweiss-maiden

𝖙𝖍𝖆𝖙 𝖎𝖘 𝖓𝖔𝖙 𝖜𝖍𝖆𝖙 𝖞𝖔𝖚 𝖜𝖆𝖓𝖙, 𝖙𝖍𝖆𝖙 𝖎𝖘 𝖜𝖍𝖆𝖙 𝖞𝖔𝖚 𝖓𝖊𝖊𝖉. 𝖞𝖔𝖚 𝖆𝖗𝖊 𝖓𝖔𝖙 𝖒𝖆𝖉𝖊 𝖔𝖚𝖙 𝖔𝖋 𝖓𝖊𝖊𝖉𝖘, 𝖞𝖔𝖚 𝖆𝖗𝖊 𝖒𝖆𝖉𝖊 𝖔𝖚𝖙 𝖔𝖋 𝖞𝖔𝖚𝖗 𝖉𝖗𝖊𝖆𝖒𝖘 𝖆𝖓𝖉 𝖉𝖊𝖘𝖎𝖗𝖊𝖘. 𝖜𝖍𝖆𝖙 𝖎𝖘 𝖎𝖙 𝖞𝖔𝖚 𝖜𝖎𝖘𝖍 𝖆𝖓𝖉 𝖉𝖗𝖊𝖆𝖒 𝖔𝖋?

#slewfoot #books

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letthefairyinyoufly

RHAENA TARGARYEN & SHEEPSTEALER HOUSE OF THE DRAGON | S2E08 “The Queen Who Ever Was”

#house of the dragon #asoiaf

romanceyourdemons

we need fewer songs about falling in love and breaking up and MORE songs about famous disasters of the sea

#they're too intimidated by the power of the wreck of the edmund fitzgerald but need not be #music

thememedaddy

#sheep

have been feeling really stuck in old loops (phone time, eating more easy/not healthy food, not walking as much, not reading) and trying to give myself grace because of the stress of buying a house and moving (and how much time it takes) but really hoping i feel up to getting back into this stuff when it's over

#thinking about commitment vs discipline helps #like i am committed to those things even if i just can't right now #and i am not just an undisciplined loser #which is what my brain likes to say #personal

enchantedbook

"The Silence of the Forest" (Das Schweigen des Waldes), by Arnold Böcklin, 1896.

#art

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kaity--did

Listen to me. Listen to me. Listen to me. Listen to me.

I know there is a lot of discourse (tm) around this right now but listen to me

sometimes you do just have to lie to children.

kaity--did

If, when my toddler is, you know, toddling around saying “mama? Big ball?”

If I were lean down and say “unfortunately the big beach ball for some reason fills you with such an unadulterated rage that is beyond human comprehension that you scream until you pass out, so mama had to remove the beach ball from the premises until you can better regulate your emotions” she would simply stare at me like I had 3 heads full of equal betrayal.

So, for now, instead “big ball went night night!”

kaity--did

Please understand when I say “removed the ball from the premises” I mean I popped it in a fit of exhausted confusion. I murdered the beach ball.

See I’ve lied to you all too and it was better this way.