the thing about job searching is i see all these job postings and im like i dont wanna do any of this for any of you

Not book smart or street smart but a secret third thing.

supid

supid.

You wanna log in? What's your username? No. What's your email address? What's your password? What code did we just send to your email address? Now what code did we just text to you? New IP address detected. We sent you an email. Click the link to confirm the new address. Scan your fingerprint. Turn on your camera for age verification. Sign the updated user agreement. Accept all cookies? That feature isn't available on the website. Download the app. Those features are in the app. The app that's really a web browser.

i need to get off tumblr i’m at the aquarium admiring the fish and my brain goes “posts that make you want to get in the water” what are you talking about. these are live fish in the room with you. what post.

i noticed my horrible patterns! i think the process stops there

life feels exactly like this now

the issue with growing up in the 2000s and 2010s was like there was this really big push toward "accepting your weirdness" overall but they meant like idk wearing mismatched socks or something not being tangibly beyond the norm in any way shape or form

Everything is so annoying lately me included

A lot of fandom bullshit could be avoided if people just properly utilized the power of the three person group chat with a hilarious name.