beatgirl's palace

I started the game today to be greeted by a clone of Maxie, glasses and all... he even has red hair. Despite his uncanny resemblance to his father, they gave him the name Dylan, because the baby ain't him babe, oh no, no, no, it ain't him, babe.

N confesses his love for his roommate Lady Oscar with his ferris wheel line, but gets interrupted by both Scott Pilgrim AND Ramona Flowers. All three were rejected. Lady Oscar actually has a crush on Marilyn Monroe.

N had enough courage to ask her out again, this time with a Pinkerton record as a gift, but she rejected him again. I think he needs to go listen to that album himself - it'll help him get through it. Pink triangle on her sleeve, let me know the truth...

The family of three watches a movie together. I'm sorry, I had to remove the glasses from their son... he has the same face as Maxie! I made him a Magma Grunt uniform, because I do not believe Team Magma is above nepotism.

After flip flopping back and forth between multiple women, my character Julian had finally fallen in love with my character Angela again. And now, finally, Angela falls right back for him... I thought it would never happen! It's not easy being a cold woman. I would know...

For once in his life, he decides to confess to his feelings. Let's go with the ferris wheel at the CNE.

He's doing it! Somebody get the prime minister on the phone! It's nothing short of a miracle! The infamous playboy, Mr. Julian Picolit, is sincerely confessing to something deeper?

We have an intruder! N?! What the hell??? I know you like ferris wheels, but come on man... you barely know her! What are you gonna do, tell her you're the king of Team Plasma?

These two are the only ones to even be in a relationship on my island. The only people with a stable life, happy marriage, and paid off mortgage. Everyone else either gets rejected or keeps changing their mind about who they like. By the way, Maxie hates that bathrobe I gave him LOL

I haven't even had the chance to give them outfits and Maxie immediately falls for Courtney as strangers. Is this why you hired her? I'm reporting you to HR!

2. Jester from Town of Salem and Endora from Bewitched bond over their hatred for humans

3. Some ecoterrorists overheard something about terrorizing humans, and they're getting in on it...

4. My oc Angela moves in with Peter fucking Steele. Wattpad imagine from 1996. I should give them both clove cigarettes as a gift.

5. My oc, 60s time traveler Julian, falls in love with 90s woman Angela... dude! Hurry the fuck up! She's roommates with Peter Steele! Oh my god! Serenade her with Cinnamon Girl and see whose cover is better.