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This is. Random, and probably already obvious, but I've kind of lost interest in this blog. I don't really have more ideas for lore, and MP's just... Not fun to write anymore? So yeah, this is an official notice of the... Deactivation, but not actual deactivation, of this blog. I'll still do ooc stuff here sometimes but there's no more lore here!
I also run @starry-osha and @honeybee-osha !
Love ya guys, thanks for the fun I had with this blog!~ /p /pos
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Once again being filled with Oshaverse Thoughts but restraining myself from starting new osha blogs because I know I'd never keep it active
((The temptation to revive this blog,,,,))
((I don't know why, I can't even keep my other blogs active, but like,,, I dunno))
((It would help if I started this blog. Y'know. Prepared with lore, something I. Forgot to do the first time but also I just. Didn't like writing mp? Idk))
((Maybe I'll make a different mail person and have them take over the box??? Or change mp up a bit??? I dunno I just really liked the idea of here and want to revive it but. Without. MP.))
818 followers and 75% of them are bots.... why must your shitty ass bot blogs follow me, stg I am this close to just deactivating this blog
((You didn't hear it from me, but yes, I am 🐦 anon. That's just my ooc interaction signoff, I got bored and was too lazy to interact in character, so boom. Borb.))
((Also! Re the OSHAverse History Project! I'm working on a blog to do things in, @/osha-historian, so um. If you wanna help out, or learn what I have planned, head on over there and I'll be posting some stuff as soon as I gather my thoughts! Which might be a few hours, but yk!))
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Hmmm... Maybe to make it easier we could have each blog pick their own (or others, I guess?) "historic moments" and compile them. So a big poll for what counts as important, and then a few people who actually arrange it. I could do the arranging, probably.
-🐦
(( ooc that would be a great idea! I don't know how many osha accounts really follow me so might be a good idea to spread this idea around a bit - I'm happy to lend a hand if you need one! I might try and go through my own accounts and tag what I think are important moments for kish and my other characters. I try to tag stuff as best I can, so my accounts should be decently easy to go through... perhaps the tag could be something like "#OSHA History" or something?
Burnout
MP tapped his fingers on his desk, lost in thought. His clock ticked behind him, dark hands moving in a steady beat. The mailman hummed a soft tune, the sound filling the room with a soothing melody. His light tenor rung out, a bright counterpart to the rattling of air in rusty vents. A drip of dew slid down his glass of cold water. It caught the light as it fell, adding another glint of shine to the circle growing on the mailman's desk. Deep ebony wood, heavily polished- practically shiny enough to be a mirror- guided another droplet to a groove, filling the scratch with liquid.
The tip of MP's pinky landed in the water, pulling him out of his fantasy. He looked around the room, at the dusty bookshelves and faded red carpet. He sighed, slumping his chin into his hands.
He was never going to clean this.
He knew that, but everyday, he told himself he would do it. This was true of a lot of things. "I'm just-t-t gett-ting old..." He laughs to himself, rubbing his eyes. It was fine, he was probably just tired. He was tired most of the time, but he must just be extra tired. That has to be the reason.
I'm fine.
He stood up with a groan, almost jumping in surprise at the ding of his phone. He sighed again, the soothing silence of his office now disturbed.
Eh. It's just work. I'll be fine.
He rubs his eyes again, picking up the device.
"You've reach-ched-d the m-mail d-depart-tment, how c-can I help-p you today?"
If I can’t get friends, the least I can do is unionize.
I'd-d help you unionize!
((ignore the shitty photography this was taken in somewhat of a hurry-
((anyways- have a Boy™))
To Every OSHA blog, what would you bring/add to a potluck? I’ll let mine go first
Hmmm, Roast Quilbird with side of bean rations I found inside a hidden box!
A potato dish. I fucking love potatoes.
cyanide
Dessert!!!!! Or drinks. Like coffee drinks. Not beer. Or whatever. Mostly just desserts though.
Um... C-coleslaw? Or someth-thing? I d-don't go to pot-tlucks often, I don't-t know what to b-bring
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I FORGOT ABOUT THE MAY DRAWING CHALLENGE I MADE FOR OSHA
YOU CAN ALSO USE PICREW!
OSHA FUN FACT: April 28, 1971 is the official “birthday” of OSHA, be sure to set your calendar dates NOW!
osha culture post
@perytonpred yes, this is 100% real, no joke.
Oh yeah. We’re real. :)
Hi y’all, how you doing?
Don’t forget us! Oh, and there’s the Nintendo Gang too, but they’re not returning my calls.
Excuse me the what gang
Yep, there’s another one. Zelda characters like Linkle, Zant, Ridley, Dr. Robotnik, about twelve different Ganondorfs, the works. I’m surprised more people don’t know they’re around.
what the fuck
Oh wait!
We could totally persuade the Doctor who rp to join us!
Sounds fun. What do we have to do?
Participate in unsafe practices, or tag them and ask for forklift licenses, idk
DO NOT RISK HURTING YOURSELVES. Haymaker don’t encourage this
Can we still do the forklift thing?
Do the proper training first
Is that picture osha compliant?
At this point I don’t know what’s real and what’s not.
everything comes back to homestuck
What the hap is fuckening here? Anyways, need a ghost hunter? We’re working on developing a cure for Homestuck using pumpkins.
How do you cure Homestuck using pumpkins?
You cherish her
What the fuck is going on, everytime this post comes back to my dash its a different version
you fools…. you absolute utter fools…
Oshaverse…
ATTACK!
(('Sup))
IMPORTANT PSA: RP MAIN ACCOUNTS ARE BEING DELETED
rp admins,
please be aware that tumblr is deactivating group rp MAIN accounts left and right without warning for violating community guidelines of “using your blog with the primary purpose of affiliate marketing and deceptive means to generate traffic/revenue.” (this is language taken directly from the email you get if you inquire about why your account was deleted).
to be clear: this is not just your promo sideblog. your ACCOUNT IS BEING DELETED without warning. this INCLUDES YOUR MAIN and all the information stored on it. several roleplays have already been the victim of this.
back up the things you keep on your main.
if you have time, please email support expressing your concern for this action. below is a draft of the email i sent if you would like to use it. it is extremely important we express to them that this is causing a huge problem within the roleplay community which has lived on tumblr for a great number of years on this model.
if you run a rph blog, please consider reblogging this. thank you.
please also consider joining the findrps discord server ( link in source ), which allows you to promote your rp to over 500 people ( and growing !! ).
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Oh no the OSHA blogs found your onceler post
WHAT? WHAT WHAT WAIT WAIT BACK UP BACK UP
OSHA??
HI OSHA I GUESS
ONE OF YOUR DUDES SAID IM GOD BTW SO
<The OSHA-verse has entered my circle of mutuals... Finally.>
Terrified
<No! This is a good thing.. The text doctor(s) meets the OSHA-verse? This'll be wonderful! Hehehe...>
all i know is I’m an OSHA appointed god
<Well, tell them the text doctor sends his reagrds.>
What does OSHA stand for?
<Occupational Safety and Health Administration, it's a real thing, but there are a bunch of parody blogs and now there's a whole fandom.>
//it's true, there's so much fucking lore, our main janitor is an eldritch being, we have an embroidery department run by a shadow monster, also star trek is there
//everyone should definitely check it out we are a very normal and sane group of gimmick RP blogs and definitely will not consume your mind with inanity :)
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Character and used picrew
Name: Eli
Age: 12
Height: 4'10"
Species: demon
Backstory: was found to be causing almost deadly incidents in a macdonlands, so had to be put in the OSHA storage closet.
OC pronouns: he/him
Creator pronouns: she/they
-has demon horns and tail but the picrew didn't have them
-bites. A lot.
- keeps leaving the storage cupboard.
- permanently bound to the OSHA building. Not just the storage cupboard, he just can't leave the building.
-odd fascination with humans
-even if they acctually are human, he does not consider osha workers human, and instead calls them "oshas"
-powers include levitation, fire summoning and biting
Quick TW: this blog will have unreality because it is an OSHAverse blog! Viewers discretion is advised!
new osha law 11: murdering your boss is acceptable under osha guidelines and, in fact, encouraged
D-does it-t still app-ply if you murd-dered em in the p-past?
