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it was my birthday today! that means you all have to say happy birthday to me!

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There's a door in the middle of one of the OSHA halls, and it looks noticeably different from the other doors. For some reason, it's also ringing like a phone? Maybe somebody should open it.
*Oooo! That's a new door! Avit loves opening new doors, they're gonna open it!*
"Wheeeeey, a ghost! Cool!"
Oh, hey, it's Mike, in a Hawaiian shirt!
"...Where the fuck am I? The halls are usually... gorier."
hillo mike! that doesn't sound right! the typical amount of meat in the halls is contained in the people in the halls! the janitor would never let it be otherwise!
"Ah, Erra gave up on keeping the halls gore-free long ago. Even for them it's a losing battle to do more than just keep in manageable. Anyway, I guess I'm supposed to know you, since you already know my name."
Mike takes a sip from the coconut he inexplicably has now, sauntering into the hall with artificial calm.
"Anyway, who murdered you? Most of the ghosts around OSHA are murder ghosts."
well that's quite an assumption! and i thought you already knew how i died! are you trying to say i'm forgettable, mike?
Mike lowers his shades to look at Avit directly. His eyes are bloodshot, but more importantly, his eyes are human, not starry.
"We have never met, dude."
hmmm.... yeah you're not my mike! you're also not towelman! well, i'm avit! and i can definitely tell you with full certainty i wasn't murdered by a person!
"Oddly specific wording there, Avit. And who the hell is Towelman?"
He looks around, realizing that he's somehow stumbled out of his timeline.
another mike i'm pretty sure! i think he said he was a god or something!
There's a door in the middle of one of the OSHA halls, and it looks noticeably different from the other doors. For some reason, it's also ringing like a phone? Maybe somebody should open it.
*Oooo! That's a new door! Avit loves opening new doors, they're gonna open it!*
"Wheeeeey, a ghost! Cool!"
Oh, hey, it's Mike, in a Hawaiian shirt!
"...Where the fuck am I? The halls are usually... gorier."
hillo mike! that doesn't sound right! the typical amount of meat in the halls is contained in the people in the halls! the janitor would never let it be otherwise!
"Ah, Erra gave up on keeping the halls gore-free long ago. Even for them it's a losing battle to do more than just keep in manageable. Anyway, I guess I'm supposed to know you, since you already know my name."
Mike takes a sip from the coconut he inexplicably has now, sauntering into the hall with artificial calm.
"Anyway, who murdered you? Most of the ghosts around OSHA are murder ghosts."
well that's quite an assumption! and i thought you already knew how i died! are you trying to say i'm forgettable, mike?
Mike lowers his shades to look at Avit directly. His eyes are bloodshot, but more importantly, his eyes are human, not starry.
"We have never met, dude."
hmmm.... yeah you're not my mike! you're also not towelman! well, i'm avit! and i can definitely tell you with full certainty i wasn't murdered by a person!
There's a door in the middle of one of the OSHA halls, and it looks noticeably different from the other doors. For some reason, it's also ringing like a phone? Maybe somebody should open it.
*Oooo! That's a new door! Avit loves opening new doors, they're gonna open it!*
"Wheeeeey, a ghost! Cool!"
Oh, hey, it's Mike, in a Hawaiian shirt!
"...Where the fuck am I? The halls are usually... gorier."
hillo mike! that doesn't sound right! the typical amount of meat in the halls is contained in the people in the halls! the janitor would never let it be otherwise!
"Ah, Erra gave up on keeping the halls gore-free long ago. Even for them it's a losing battle to do more than just keep in manageable. Anyway, I guess I'm supposed to know you, since you already know my name."
Mike takes a sip from the coconut he inexplicably has now, sauntering into the hall with artificial calm.
"Anyway, who murdered you? Most of the ghosts around OSHA are murder ghosts."
well that's quite an assumption! and i thought you already knew how i died! are you trying to say i'm forgettable, mike?
There's a door in the middle of one of the OSHA halls, and it looks noticeably different from the other doors. For some reason, it's also ringing like a phone? Maybe somebody should open it.
*Oooo! That's a new door! Avit loves opening new doors, they're gonna open it!*
"Wheeeeey, a ghost! Cool!"
Oh, hey, it's Mike, in a Hawaiian shirt!
"...Where the fuck am I? The halls are usually... gorier."
hillo mike! that doesn't sound right! the typical amount of meat in the halls is contained in the people in the halls! the janitor would never let it be otherwise!

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There's a door in the middle of one of the OSHA halls, and it looks noticeably different from the other doors. For some reason, it's also ringing like a phone? Maybe somebody should open it.
*Oooo! That's a new door! Avit loves opening new doors, they're gonna open it!*
hilloo! you're back! it's been a while, right? time's kept passing i think!
-@osha-certified-forklifter
"It Has Indeed Been A While!" Kishar beams at Avit, happy to see their friend again. "I Had Some... Things Happen, But I Am Back Now! How Have Things Been For You?"
mostly good i'm pretty sure! i never remember winter very well, but my garden's growing fine! and i found a cool hammer!
"I Am Glad To Hear Your Garden Is Growing Fine! Cool Hammers Are Also Fun! I Myself Have Not Done That Much Recently, But I Suspect I Have A Lot Of People To Catch Up With, Heh!"
i agree! you know many people! if you have not done much, what have you done?
"i Have Spent A Lot Of Time With Utur, Alam And The Kids. It Is Nice To See Fleet And Its Cousins Bonding! I Also Found A Large Hole, But It Is No Longer Around For Some Reason."
oh that's so sad! i would've liked to go in the hole!
"Honestly It Was Not That Great Of A Hole. Five Out Of Ten, Would Not Hole Again."
really? so sad that the vanishing hole wasn't even that good! i bet we have other, better, permanent holes somewhere!
"Agreed. We could even make better holes."
you're right! we could make a very good hole i think!
"We could make the best hole, if we tried hard enough."
imagine.... the most best hole ever! it could be famous world-over!
"Best in the hole world, hehe."
there could be a lot of valley in that!
*Avit's grin widens as the puns begin*
"Agreed! It Would Certainly Be Jaw Dropping!"
it stalagmite even be remembered forever!
"We Should Keep Our Fingers Crossed Stalagtite! ... Okay That One Was A Reach, Heh."
yes! if only we knew more cave words! do you know anybody who knows many cave words?
"I Think So...? I Am Drawing A Blank To Their Name Though, Shoot..."
*avit puts their finger to their chin as they think*
hmmmm... oh! do you think a rock scientist would know cave words?
"I Certainly Hope So! It Seems Like The Kind Of Thing A Rock Scientist Would Know, I Believe."
i met one named mica a while ago! i also don't know where rock is!
hilloo! you're back! it's been a while, right? time's kept passing i think!
-@osha-certified-forklifter
"It Has Indeed Been A While!" Kishar beams at Avit, happy to see their friend again. "I Had Some... Things Happen, But I Am Back Now! How Have Things Been For You?"
mostly good i'm pretty sure! i never remember winter very well, but my garden's growing fine! and i found a cool hammer!
"I Am Glad To Hear Your Garden Is Growing Fine! Cool Hammers Are Also Fun! I Myself Have Not Done That Much Recently, But I Suspect I Have A Lot Of People To Catch Up With, Heh!"
i agree! you know many people! if you have not done much, what have you done?
"i Have Spent A Lot Of Time With Utur, Alam And The Kids. It Is Nice To See Fleet And Its Cousins Bonding! I Also Found A Large Hole, But It Is No Longer Around For Some Reason."
oh that's so sad! i would've liked to go in the hole!
"Honestly It Was Not That Great Of A Hole. Five Out Of Ten, Would Not Hole Again."
really? so sad that the vanishing hole wasn't even that good! i bet we have other, better, permanent holes somewhere!
"Agreed. We could even make better holes."
you're right! we could make a very good hole i think!
"We could make the best hole, if we tried hard enough."
imagine.... the most best hole ever! it could be famous world-over!
"Best in the hole world, hehe."
there could be a lot of valley in that!
*Avit's grin widens as the puns begin*
"Agreed! It Would Certainly Be Jaw Dropping!"
it stalagmite even be remembered forever!
"We Should Keep Our Fingers Crossed Stalagtite! ... Okay That One Was A Reach, Heh."
yes! if only we knew more cave words! do you know anybody who knows many cave words?
"I Think So...? I Am Drawing A Blank To Their Name Though, Shoot..."
*avit puts their finger to their chin as they think*
hmmmm... oh! do you think a rock scientist would know cave words?
hilloo! you're back! it's been a while, right? time's kept passing i think!
-@osha-certified-forklifter
"It Has Indeed Been A While!" Kishar beams at Avit, happy to see their friend again. "I Had Some... Things Happen, But I Am Back Now! How Have Things Been For You?"
mostly good i'm pretty sure! i never remember winter very well, but my garden's growing fine! and i found a cool hammer!
"I Am Glad To Hear Your Garden Is Growing Fine! Cool Hammers Are Also Fun! I Myself Have Not Done That Much Recently, But I Suspect I Have A Lot Of People To Catch Up With, Heh!"
i agree! you know many people! if you have not done much, what have you done?
"i Have Spent A Lot Of Time With Utur, Alam And The Kids. It Is Nice To See Fleet And Its Cousins Bonding! I Also Found A Large Hole, But It Is No Longer Around For Some Reason."
oh that's so sad! i would've liked to go in the hole!
"Honestly It Was Not That Great Of A Hole. Five Out Of Ten, Would Not Hole Again."
really? so sad that the vanishing hole wasn't even that good! i bet we have other, better, permanent holes somewhere!
"Agreed. We could even make better holes."
you're right! we could make a very good hole i think!
"We could make the best hole, if we tried hard enough."
imagine.... the most best hole ever! it could be famous world-over!
"Best in the hole world, hehe."
there could be a lot of valley in that!
*Avit's grin widens as the puns begin*
"Agreed! It Would Certainly Be Jaw Dropping!"
it stalagmite even be remembered forever!
"We Should Keep Our Fingers Crossed Stalagtite! ... Okay That One Was A Reach, Heh."
yes! if only we knew more cave words! do you know anybody who knows many cave words?
hilloo! you're back! it's been a while, right? time's kept passing i think!
-@osha-certified-forklifter
"It Has Indeed Been A While!" Kishar beams at Avit, happy to see their friend again. "I Had Some... Things Happen, But I Am Back Now! How Have Things Been For You?"
mostly good i'm pretty sure! i never remember winter very well, but my garden's growing fine! and i found a cool hammer!
"I Am Glad To Hear Your Garden Is Growing Fine! Cool Hammers Are Also Fun! I Myself Have Not Done That Much Recently, But I Suspect I Have A Lot Of People To Catch Up With, Heh!"
i agree! you know many people! if you have not done much, what have you done?
"i Have Spent A Lot Of Time With Utur, Alam And The Kids. It Is Nice To See Fleet And Its Cousins Bonding! I Also Found A Large Hole, But It Is No Longer Around For Some Reason."
oh that's so sad! i would've liked to go in the hole!
"Honestly It Was Not That Great Of A Hole. Five Out Of Ten, Would Not Hole Again."
really? so sad that the vanishing hole wasn't even that good! i bet we have other, better, permanent holes somewhere!
"Agreed. We could even make better holes."
you're right! we could make a very good hole i think!
"We could make the best hole, if we tried hard enough."
imagine.... the most best hole ever! it could be famous world-over!
"Best in the hole world, hehe."
there could be a lot of valley in that!
*Avit's grin widens as the puns begin*
"Agreed! It Would Certainly Be Jaw Dropping!"
it stalagmite even be remembered forever!

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hilloo! you're back! it's been a while, right? time's kept passing i think!
-@osha-certified-forklifter
"It Has Indeed Been A While!" Kishar beams at Avit, happy to see their friend again. "I Had Some... Things Happen, But I Am Back Now! How Have Things Been For You?"
mostly good i'm pretty sure! i never remember winter very well, but my garden's growing fine! and i found a cool hammer!
"I Am Glad To Hear Your Garden Is Growing Fine! Cool Hammers Are Also Fun! I Myself Have Not Done That Much Recently, But I Suspect I Have A Lot Of People To Catch Up With, Heh!"
i agree! you know many people! if you have not done much, what have you done?
"i Have Spent A Lot Of Time With Utur, Alam And The Kids. It Is Nice To See Fleet And Its Cousins Bonding! I Also Found A Large Hole, But It Is No Longer Around For Some Reason."
oh that's so sad! i would've liked to go in the hole!
"Honestly It Was Not That Great Of A Hole. Five Out Of Ten, Would Not Hole Again."
really? so sad that the vanishing hole wasn't even that good! i bet we have other, better, permanent holes somewhere!
"Agreed. We could even make better holes."
you're right! we could make a very good hole i think!
"We could make the best hole, if we tried hard enough."
imagine.... the most best hole ever! it could be famous world-over!
"Best in the hole world, hehe."
there could be a lot of valley in that!
*Avit's grin widens as the puns begin*
hilloo! you're back! it's been a while, right? time's kept passing i think!
-@osha-certified-forklifter
"It Has Indeed Been A While!" Kishar beams at Avit, happy to see their friend again. "I Had Some... Things Happen, But I Am Back Now! How Have Things Been For You?"
mostly good i'm pretty sure! i never remember winter very well, but my garden's growing fine! and i found a cool hammer!
"I Am Glad To Hear Your Garden Is Growing Fine! Cool Hammers Are Also Fun! I Myself Have Not Done That Much Recently, But I Suspect I Have A Lot Of People To Catch Up With, Heh!"
i agree! you know many people! if you have not done much, what have you done?
"i Have Spent A Lot Of Time With Utur, Alam And The Kids. It Is Nice To See Fleet And Its Cousins Bonding! I Also Found A Large Hole, But It Is No Longer Around For Some Reason."
oh that's so sad! i would've liked to go in the hole!
"Honestly It Was Not That Great Of A Hole. Five Out Of Ten, Would Not Hole Again."
really? so sad that the vanishing hole wasn't even that good! i bet we have other, better, permanent holes somewhere!
"Agreed. We could even make better holes."
you're right! we could make a very good hole i think!
"We could make the best hole, if we tried hard enough."
imagine.... the most best hole ever! it could be famous world-over!
hilloo! you're back! it's been a while, right? time's kept passing i think!
-@osha-certified-forklifter
"It Has Indeed Been A While!" Kishar beams at Avit, happy to see their friend again. "I Had Some... Things Happen, But I Am Back Now! How Have Things Been For You?"
mostly good i'm pretty sure! i never remember winter very well, but my garden's growing fine! and i found a cool hammer!
"I Am Glad To Hear Your Garden Is Growing Fine! Cool Hammers Are Also Fun! I Myself Have Not Done That Much Recently, But I Suspect I Have A Lot Of People To Catch Up With, Heh!"
i agree! you know many people! if you have not done much, what have you done?
"i Have Spent A Lot Of Time With Utur, Alam And The Kids. It Is Nice To See Fleet And Its Cousins Bonding! I Also Found A Large Hole, But It Is No Longer Around For Some Reason."
oh that's so sad! i would've liked to go in the hole!
"Honestly It Was Not That Great Of A Hole. Five Out Of Ten, Would Not Hole Again."
really? so sad that the vanishing hole wasn't even that good! i bet we have other, better, permanent holes somewhere!
"Agreed. We could even make better holes."
you're right! we could make a very good hole i think!
hilloo! you're back! it's been a while, right? time's kept passing i think!
-@osha-certified-forklifter
"It Has Indeed Been A While!" Kishar beams at Avit, happy to see their friend again. "I Had Some... Things Happen, But I Am Back Now! How Have Things Been For You?"
mostly good i'm pretty sure! i never remember winter very well, but my garden's growing fine! and i found a cool hammer!
"I Am Glad To Hear Your Garden Is Growing Fine! Cool Hammers Are Also Fun! I Myself Have Not Done That Much Recently, But I Suspect I Have A Lot Of People To Catch Up With, Heh!"
i agree! you know many people! if you have not done much, what have you done?
"i Have Spent A Lot Of Time With Utur, Alam And The Kids. It Is Nice To See Fleet And Its Cousins Bonding! I Also Found A Large Hole, But It Is No Longer Around For Some Reason."
oh that's so sad! i would've liked to go in the hole!
"Honestly It Was Not That Great Of A Hole. Five Out Of Ten, Would Not Hole Again."
really? so sad that the vanishing hole wasn't even that good! i bet we have other, better, permanent holes somewhere!
hilloo! you're back! it's been a while, right? time's kept passing i think!
-@osha-certified-forklifter
"It Has Indeed Been A While!" Kishar beams at Avit, happy to see their friend again. "I Had Some... Things Happen, But I Am Back Now! How Have Things Been For You?"
mostly good i'm pretty sure! i never remember winter very well, but my garden's growing fine! and i found a cool hammer!
"I Am Glad To Hear Your Garden Is Growing Fine! Cool Hammers Are Also Fun! I Myself Have Not Done That Much Recently, But I Suspect I Have A Lot Of People To Catch Up With, Heh!"
i agree! you know many people! if you have not done much, what have you done?
"i Have Spent A Lot Of Time With Utur, Alam And The Kids. It Is Nice To See Fleet And Its Cousins Bonding! I Also Found A Large Hole, But It Is No Longer Around For Some Reason."
oh that's so sad! i would've liked to go in the hole!

Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
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hilloo! you're back! it's been a while, right? time's kept passing i think!
-@osha-certified-forklifter
"It Has Indeed Been A While!" Kishar beams at Avit, happy to see their friend again. "I Had Some... Things Happen, But I Am Back Now! How Have Things Been For You?"
mostly good i'm pretty sure! i never remember winter very well, but my garden's growing fine! and i found a cool hammer!
"I Am Glad To Hear Your Garden Is Growing Fine! Cool Hammers Are Also Fun! I Myself Have Not Done That Much Recently, But I Suspect I Have A Lot Of People To Catch Up With, Heh!"
i agree! you know many people! if you have not done much, what have you done?
hilloo! you're back! it's been a while, right? time's kept passing i think!
-@osha-certified-forklifter
"It Has Indeed Been A While!" Kishar beams at Avit, happy to see their friend again. "I Had Some... Things Happen, But I Am Back Now! How Have Things Been For You?"
mostly good i'm pretty sure! i never remember winter very well, but my garden's growing fine! and i found a cool hammer!