this is no time to get sentimental!

I have every word ever blocked. I could be mutuals with axe murderers and I wouldn't know because I have "#axe murdering" in my blocked tags. it's so peaceful here (hears a noise behind me) (doesn't turn around)

using windows movie destroyer to make youtube soap

Everyones undertale sprites they drew on wplace last year have all swept by a gyre into a heap in the pacific ocean

apparently my aggressive and poorly trained dog that is too large for me to physically control is now making fake as fuck stories for reddit gold

it would probably move faster if your phone wasn't encased in green gelatin

the liberal media won’t trick me into removing my protective delicious gels

doordashing a scary bug

Message From Your Dasher: Im sorry my friend but its just to scary 😨

playing stupid games but im really bad at them so im not even winning the stupid prizes

if i was a soccer player i'd simply kick that ball in the goal instead of wasting everyone's time

Back when I was a redditor (😔) I realized a strange phenomenon. No one cares about your original posts, but if you make the post on another site and screenshot it, people assume it’s a tweet from someone who is known/is funny/etc and the post would do way better

A mosquito has escaped from the zoo

doc, my advice fetish is taking over my life, i just dont know what to do.......... (lecherous look appears in my eye)