in the whalefall rn

using my autism power (Focused Analysis) to locate the closest narcissist and immediately befriend them to increase our joint slay

the worst thing abojt being into something thats popular is that other people are into it. thats MY thing and i PROMISE i know it better than you ....

this fucking girl on bumble sent me like three shy anime girl images and said like “uhmm… hi you seem really cool 😖😖 i’m so nervous” and it fr pissed me off so bad i deleted the app

all the people saying “you fumbled this girl! i want her” how does it feel to be a sucker

i teleport behind you like in the animes but we’re ass to ass

Do you remember the episode of Spongebob where he's training gary for the snail race and does a coach persona + calls gary a girl and has an aside where he's like "I called you a lady to demean you 🤓" and right after he says that it cuts to sandy and she somehow telepathically feels that Spongebob just did something misogynistic and us like I feel like I need to kick Spongebobs ass for some reason. And then she appears just at the end of the episode to kick his ass.

*new yorker voice* eyyyy im ruminatin’ here

eddy burback video: I did the russian sleep experiment for a month

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