Master of Procrastination

i think “video games aren’t really the violent child-corrupting threat some parents worry they are” and “certain circles of gamer culture are incredibly toxic and can lead people down dangerous/hateful ideological rabbit holes” are ideas that can absolutely coexist

Despite All My Chub I Am Still Just A Rat In A Tub

Despite All My Wrath I Am Still Just A Rat In A Bath

Me and the other drunk girls in the club bathroom did successfully summon Bloody Mary but we're all just giving each other relationship advice and braiding each other's hair and drinking margaritas

Bloody Mary keeps trying to text her ex Candyman and we're all like Noooo Mary girl you'll just regret it!! Give us your phone let's go dance!!

I think a fun thing would be if we simply didn’t have access to information regarding famous people’s personal lives and relationships. Like i just think that would be fun and productive for us. We could focus on other stuff, like our own personal lives and relationships. I think that’d be neat.

I’d love to go to a movie and watch some employees do their jobs for 2 hours and then leave, satisfied in knowing jack shit abt all of them outside the parameters of a movie screen.

Imagine living life free of the constant bombardment of what grocery store celebrities shop at and who walks home from whose apartment in a backwards shirt at 5am. And then one day whilst perusing a book store, you notice a newly released memoir by an actress you liked in multiple roles. And each page is a delight because you hadn’t previously known about any of it and it’s well written, and because she only wrote what she was comfortable sharing, so the transaction of information is entirely consensual.

And their children. I really don’t care about Some Actor’s kid’s Frozen knapsack. Even though most tabloids blur the kids’ faces, these children never asked to be famous from the time they were born.

where’s the pic of that guy’s tinder bio where he says something along the lines of “well i’m a fat fuck with a big truck. welcome to the shitshow.”

thanks. this is literally the best tinder bio ever

Heist movies aka found family trope for bastards

viewing queer identities as “this is the label that makes me happy and feels most accurate now” rather than “this is who I am, was, and always will be” will definitely take the pressure off, friends. changing your mind is proof that you have one.

Friendly reminder that your understanding of yourself changes and it’s ok to change your labels to reflect that.

Sometimes I remember that Supernatural writers are so bad at their jobs that they accidentally made it canonically impossible for Dean to be John’s son

Okay okay this is for the (2) people who asked for this and those two people specifically. So in season 2, we see a John’s dog tags. These dog tags demonstrate that his blood type is AB. And in season 10, during the ritual to turn demon Dean human again, we learn that Dean’s blood type is O+. Idk what you remember from 9th grade biology, but it’s impossible for someone with AB blood to have a kid with O+ blood, meaning it is biologically impossible for Dean to be John’s son.

Rasputin didnt fuck as much as those outfits