just as lost as you are

A breast cup – supposedly modeled after Helen of Troy – I forget what museum I took this in – Baltimore or DC anyway…

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The funniest sword fight scene in the history of cinema. 

The Court Jester starring Danny Kaye, Basil Rathbone, and the amazing Glynis Johns, and Angela Lansbury and it is all around a fun time.

But this fight, right here?  Was one of the only fights where he needed a stunt double.  Because while he was able to keep Danny Kaye from being seriously injured, Rathbone himself nearly got skewered a few times by Kaye’s flailing around.  So in a bizarre way, this is probably the closest to an even match Rathbone had in his career… just not for the reasons you’d expect.

The origin of a saying I’ve seen quoted in various works of fiction - “The best swordsman does not fear the second best, he fears the worst since there’s no telling what that idiot is going to do.”

Even the slightest glimpse causes this…

They supporting

They shed their baby beards to make room for their adult beards. Like with baby teeth.

DO YOU THINK THESE MOTHERFUCKERS DIDNT HAVE BOATS. THIS ENTIRE MOVIE IS ABOUT ONE OF THOSE MOTHERFUCKERS AND HIS BOAT

do you think these people can read

Metropolitan Museum of Art 27.122.9

from The MET

this dress can be found in: the John Bright Collection