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Why do adult menus never include non alcoholic drink options? Better yet why do we have adult and kid menus. Just let me get what i want. Like why cant adults have a quesadilla or chicken tenders who decided that? Also they start giving you the adult menus at like 12. 12 year olds still want there chicken tenders also they cant drink.

I strive to be like the dead wife in someones life. Like yes please do have flashbacks of me frolicking in the fields while you stare longingly into your glass at the bar.

Sometimes i like to blow dandelion seeds in the yards of neighbors i don’t like because it’s completely harmless but people hate it for some reason.

Why have i been cursed with the pain and suffering of being a woman.

I love painting while the sounds of my cat desperately trying to break down my door play in the background :3

That moment when you and a random cashier at a toy store bond over the riddler then you find them online later that night.

About to make my friend watch cabaret when she has no idea what its about. :3

Sometimes I think “oh my small town isn’t THAT small.” then I find out one of my friends whom I’ve known for years and have heard about and seen pictures of her boyfriend MULTIPLE times. Is dating my cousin who I haven’t seen since I was like 5. Maybe just maybe this town is a little too small.

That moment when you get a point taken off your paper because your teacher doesn’t know what null means.