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Post 1:

Technoblade: I came out to attack people and I'm honestly having such a good time right now

Post 2:

A series of texts between Wilbur (revived) and Quackity.

Quackity: I could strangle you

Wilbur: You aren't tall enough

Quackity: You've sunk low enough for me to reach

Post 3:

Tommyinnit: Your 2nd priority should be bringing joyful and loving energy to those around you. your 1st priority should always be committing to the bit

Post 4:

Tommyinnit: Treat spiders the way you want to be treated

Alivebur: Killed without hesitation

Post 5:

Ranboo: it's dumb that stress makes your hair fall out slowly. you should reach a certain level of stress and it should all fall off at once in a heap

Ranboo, but the icon for his post has been changed to a bald version of his skin:

Waiter: enjoy your meal!

Me: you too *becomes instantly bald*

Post 6:

Technoblade, with a picture of Wilbur off to the side: Ran into my seventeen year old brother in the kitchen at 1 am last night and when I asked him what he was doing he just shrugged, said "these are my roaming hours," and walked off strumming vaguely on his guitar

Post 7:

Slimecicle: this hole you put me in, was in ideal depth. thank you :) i wont be climbing out anytime soon!

A star review image with 4 stars filled in is pictured below his review.

Post 8:

Pogtopia Wilbur: like half my personality is just symptoms