xuexiao

jiang cheng: it was great until 1pm

wei wuxian: what happened at 1pm?

wei wuxian: i have a hobby

jiang cheng: staring at lan wangji’s face isn’t a hobby

xueyang: wasting our lives

jiang cheng: you two are married???

lan wangji: you’re too hot and i still eat you.

wei wuxian:

xiao xingchen: this is just your hand

xiao xingchen: you don’t like anything

nie huaisang: tell him yourself.

wei wuxian: no, we’re fighting.

wei wuxian: what was that?

lan wangji: what?

wei wuxian: you said something.

lan wangji: i didn’t hear what you said

wei wuxian: no, you said- you said something.

lan wangji: yeah, personal space

lan xichen:

lan xichen: are getting married?

lan wangji: no, we-

lan xichen: *pulls out binder*

sizhui: oh, okay that’s gre-

xueyang: i’m confronting the person who ruined my life