A concept: film noir mystery Cinderella

The prince fills the role of cynical detective who’s seen too much of the sleazy side of power and human nature but in Cinderella he found a glimmer of hope that there was yet one honest individual in the world. She makes his grizzled cynicism appear like a lie. And then she disappeared. Nothing left but a shoe in an alley and dead certainty he will solve this mystery if it’s the last thing he does

Your friend’s unpublished fic idea is kind of a dead wife

She took the pages.

I feel like we're almost in an era of like, reverse queerbaiting. Used to be that you'd be tricked into watching a show because the story implied there'd be gay rep, but now they're using gay rep to trick you into thinking there'll be a story.

you may have noticed that my blog is disorganized and thematically incoherent and my tag game is weaker by the day. this is commentary on the chaos of modern existence