Incurable Pussy Aficionado

sharing a full screenshot uncropped is kind of like bending over in a little skirt and pulling it up a little

let's all go out and buy pink refreshing citrusy fruity sexually arousing drinks

i DON'T need them to kiss i need them to come to the sobering realisation that their souls are merged and no part of them is extricable from the other anymore

hate it when the people who I love are suffering due to circumstances beyond my control 👎 there should be a sea monster that I can slay to fix the problem

nobody ever gets locked in a tower or chained to a rock at sea anymore - it's always some shit like chronic illness or ptsd related depression

Ohhh wait...I'm cute!!! :OOOO!!!! *aims my pistol at your head*

You guys would tell me if the bell was tolling for me, right?

im actually cleft in twain right now can i call you back

got to go on a journey of revenge and ended up with this sick extra grave

well if its for fucked up and horny reasons, then i guess its okay...

going to the morgue does anyone want anything