Pryce And Carters 614

crazy how there are only 2 hours of doing things every day before you keel over and die. if this werent normal id be worried

this makes more sense if you assume both are the same body of water but the time between the statements is about 50 million years

you’re right, that’s significantly less weird

i bless the bonnie over africa

The bonnie is in geosychronous orbit, thus over all the Earth’s bodies of water

the bonnie is merely moving very fast, perhaps at hypersonic velocity, relative to the singer

Hi, its me. The warmest creature in the world. I love you. Im the warmest creature in the world and I love you so much and I need to be in your lap right now. Yes, I know about the heat wave. That's okay though because I was already the warmest creature in the world so I don't mind. I love you and you need to let me sleep in your lap right now. I'm soooo warm and I love you sooo much. If you say no you'll be saying no to a thing that love you. Let me sleep in your lap. When I fall asleep I get warmer. I love you

Your friend’s unpublished fic idea is kind of a dead wife

crawls out of my hole that resembles the grave but isnt. #myholethatresemblesthegravebutisnt

#At this point they're just feeding him prime ministers - via @copiccrow