Welcome to my Narnia

I love seeing like… animals that are vicious predators being huge babies. That is my favorite genre of animal photo

Inside every animal is the capacity To Be Bæbey

stop asking me what my plan for the day is, it’s the same as always, self sabotage

so january is almost over huh? what’s next? february? give me a break

#me: *scrolls past this* *scrolls back up* *clears throat*  #it's umber cooked  @nothinglikeweplanned​

cant wait until i get cuddled to sleep every night by the love of my life

I may mention that every time I ordered in French. On my last day the owners gave me hugs and kindly told me to never speak in French again

They had your order ready so they wouldn’t have to hear you speak French 🤣

OH, MOTHERFUCKER

Somebody tell me a joke please. An innocent stupid joke that would tickle the fancy of a ten year old.

Okay that’s pretty good

my definition of productivity is finally watching the movie that i hadn’t gotten around to watching

i listen to the same 11 songs everyday just in a different order

idk what it is about sitting in chairs and having both feet on the floor but it’s so uncomfortable and awful and i’ll never willingly do it if there’s literally any other option