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can i come over and touch your things and belongings

It's some kind of buge.

it's always a damn picture of a deer on here

going to the corner store to get more corners

mad scientist ethics board that makes sure that a project is sufficiently unethical before providing funding

sometimes you get a normal scientist trying to apply with a regular invention that just has a puppy shredder attached to it with hot glue or sticky tape

you’d think they’d be disqualified for that, but trying to cheat the system to get research funding actually adds a lot of unethical points

work like a white onion play like a green onion fuck like a red onion

I love the word "beeline." youre in such a hurry youre doing bug movement

if you see hardware on yhe ground like a washer or a hex nut you have to pick it up because it’s lonely and scared. if you see any metal on the ground you have to pick it up because it’s alone and scared and lonely.

"i get a little bit genghis khan" was such a strange and delightful thing to say in a pop song

I have been nothing but elusive and difficult to you and this is how you treat me

love using “u” and “you” in the same sentence. variety is the spice of life and boy is it sexy

hard day? dont worry. i just doordashed you a big angry live bug in a really thin box.

[so horny my penis is whistling like a tea kettle] what? i cant hear you over my penis

dude wait. what if we got really close together so we feel safe