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The apple they fed to snow white wasnt poision at all it was just a red delicious

a cat is a sort of machine that dispenses hair all over you and everything else in the room

Does thr fur machine have a purpose?

you ask an american if the chair they’re not using is free and they say something like my brother, for You it is on the house

The difference between 1/2 cup of rice and 1 cup of rice is like 18 cups of rice

it’s crazy how much you can read if you read

Why is pet play always dogs anyway

Youre a dirty little goldfish arent you. daddys gonna clean your tank out so good so you have to wait in the sink until im done.

"incurious" still GOAT insult. You could be better but you're not. You could learn but you won't, and for no good reason, just a base dispositional apathy. Get fucked

grab your nonbinary unspecified body part and do something vague to it

have you guys heard about the greenland shark. some crazy shit happening there.

I looove when food is in a bowl. Frequently plates are being brought out and I'm thinking this could've been a bowl meal but nobody gets it

salmon so tasty it make me eat hasty / when salmon is finished the joy is diminished

i can understand the trials but were the tribulations really necessary