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i have tested positive for tzatziki

sources are saying ohhhhhhhhh brother

Bugs aren’t even that small they’re just far away

Ok*reduces you to a simmer* go rest for a while

"unbecoming" is such a great word. bro that shit was so rude you no longer Are

not everything is getting worse. at least you don't hear high hopes by panic at the disco every day anymore

“word hashtag my word #myword” has done irreversible damage to my vocabulary

Being high has me saying things like “I like friends” as if it’s some profound relization

a puff of truthweed will have your breath carry only the undeniable

meows loud as fuck shattering all glass within 3 miles no survivors

i hate finding out absurdist jokes are actually normal jokes i was just missing context for. way to ruin the fun.. now its lame.. scoffs

im swimming at the lake and accidentally kicked a fish. this has never happened in my many years of swimming. sorry man