mars

flip the script on penetration metaphors. yonic weapons, phallic wounds.

sticking your hand in a blender

COMPELLING. FRESH. CALLS TO QUESTION THE BARRIER BETWEEN WEAPON AND WOUND

pop up ads on pirating websites are so fucking funny. "do you want sex?" if I wanted to have sex do you really think I'd be watching doctor who. answer quickly

mustelids are the best animal because they are fucking brutally efficient predators but they're also just absurdly cute

I love when I'm on the wikipedia page for a species and it says "least concern". one less thing to worry about 👍

I hope Hank doesn’t find out about my meth business lmao

I hope Hank doesn’t find out about my meth business lmao

I hope Hank doesn’t find out about my meth business lmao

you gotta be as gay as possible on the computer otherwise alan turing died for nothing

if i was a bug i would find you every lifetime just to die in your drink

horniest post on this app

love seeing photos of wild animals that are native to where i live because it's like hey i know that guy

im just coolin stayin in my lane. im making my moves in silence