Orc Dong Aficionado

I’m in love

Omg they made a shirt just for me

sorry yeah, you're actually not allowed in the grocery store anymore. yeah, everyone thought it was super weird when you were rummaging in your wallet for your debit card and it was making everyone super uncomfortable and taking a long time. sorry

I will reblog this every Christmas season I’m on tumblr.

It’s beginning to look a lot like shit scram

best addition ever

im no boobologist but ill take a look

shes only your girl because she hasnt heard my kermit thee frog impression yet

and she never will. *hits you with my bus*

Shout out to everyone who is just so tired So so exhausted So very very tired so very fatigued so sleepy and tired So