Outré

A bunch of worms rolling down a hill one after the other (horizontally)

they need to make more study places for bitches who don't want to expose their back to an open room

Mood. I’m tired of open floor plans, let’s start making public buildings mazes with lots of little nooks and crannies to rest in.

me and my buddies are taking it in turns to appear at the top of the stairs in our new outfits while the rest of us gathered at the bottom gasp

contracted cum lung working 15 hour shifts in the cock mines

idk if it’s the mental illness but sharing literally any information feels like oversharing. i’ll be like “i skipped breakfast this morning” and immediately im like “i might as well have told them where i buried the money”

thinking about the matte blue scooby doo fruit snack

Sire, the woodland gnomes have pledged 10 apples to our cause

the worst part about cardio is the laundry

“ancient Greeks exercised naked for spiritual or sexual reasons” no they exercised naked because they didn’t own automatic washing machines

We’re still here.

who said that

eat a fat crispy lettuce with your mind

​ohh it is so cruncy