Culinary School is a Trap

2020 mood

just saw bindi irwin got engaged and apparently her fiance is american. she’s 21 and they’ve been dating for 6 years. I wonder if his family lives in aus/works in conservation because imagine just being a random 15-year-old tourist at the zoo and having a meet cute with steve irwin’s daughter lol 

apparently that’s exactly how they met. bindi just happened to be giving tours the day his family visited. love is unreal. how is this not a teen romcom yet

My favorite part of the story of how Steve and Terri met is that it was literally love at first sight. He saw her in a crowd and froze. Which was a bad thing, because he was sort of wrestling a crocodile at the time.

Aussie fairy tale

It's so fun and cool and sexy to think about how major corporations would completely dissolve like sugar cubes in hot water if we just didn't go to work

Hoo boy was this a post or what

it’s simplistic to say a unicorn would kill you by goring you w/ its horn, at the end of the day it’s just a pointy horse and would just as soon trample you to death

i can’t believe i’m still allowed to post

i can’t believe out of everything i post this is the one to get a relevant comment

Actual unicorns were most likely based on an extinct megafauna form of horse-like rhino called elasmotherium. Giant horse with a lance on its head. It wouldn’t just impale you it would rip your torso from your pelvis and trample everything to paste.

HOW WERE THEY BIRTHED

the headgear is installed later