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Dr Bhagavan Antle of The Institute of Greatly Endangered and Rare Species (T.I.G.E.R.S), photographs 4 varieties of Bengal tigers

@chris-t-human look how majestic

They’re running out of ink

it’s come to my attention that cats can’t really detect sweetness and melon has some of the same amino acids in meat, so it smells similar, so she thinks melon is meat :•)))

My cat loves Doritos, can you explain that

…crunchy

God when a random dude sends u your bitmojis being amorous together n you’re like. Did I say that your bitmoji could cuddle my bitmoji no I don’t think I did so don’t touch her don’t look at her she is my digital consciousness n she doesn’t wanna talk to you right now

this changed my life

this was written before the printing press was invented and it still sounds like a modern day shitpost

i hope my soulmate slept well last night

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