I'm the best brother in the world, my sister says so

btw it's so fucking stupid you can be anxious physically in your body even after you've decided mentally you don't care. I'm supposed to be in charge here

my mind palace is not up to code

i appear to have made mortal nemeses with a pigeon

tumblr stop rooting for the pigeon

love BDSM ( buying dumb sht for myself )

do you think a cemetery angel and a gargoyle could fall in love

@bullybeast

I love these so much.

Holy shit who taught this bird to sing opera

video description: a small bird stood on wooden flooring, singing the iconic high staccato bit from the queen of the night aria. he doesn't perfectly hit all the notes but still does a pretty good job. there is a human hand shaking a container full of cotton buds next to the bird for some reason.

you've met me at a very "yeah i'm trying to work on that" time in my life

Now this is a Russian culture lesson