holy shit he is TINY that is a BABY CHILD better enjoy that smile kid because it is the last time you are ever gonna do that in your entire goddamn life

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holy shit he is TINY that is a BABY CHILD better enjoy that smile kid because it is the last time you are ever gonna do that in your entire goddamn life

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hi sorry for being late but good luck to odette and alyosha wanters!!!
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I think this is them idk
if an archaeologist says an artifact was probably forΒ βritual purposesβ it meansΒ βi have no fuckin clueβ
but if they say it was forΒ βfertility ritualsβ they meanΒ βi know exactly what it was for but i dont want to sayΒ βancient dildoββ
Back in the day I worked at a certain very famous and very high caste art museum in the US as a junior curator. Part of my job was to catalog the objects in the museum database. This includes details like provenance, measurements, and a visual description of what the object looked like.
Like I said, the museum was a pretty snotty institution. Itβs got a LOT of objects itβs way famous for possessing, but nobody knew about the absolutely massive collection of Moche erotic pottery it had because the curators were totally embarrassed by this stuff.
Some examples:
Pretty hot shit, right? They never, ever put any of this stuff on public view or published it in any catalogues but - we legit had like several hundred pieces of Moche ceramics in theΒ βdirty potsβ category. Anyway, I was left alone to just do my job with regard to the database for several years, ok? And I figured, well, theseβre accessioned objects in the museumβs collection - better get down to bidness.Β
I catalogued every goddamn bestiality, necrophiliac, cocksucking, buttfucking, detached penis, and giant vulva drinking cup in that collection. Iβd be like,Β
A drinking vessel in form of a standing man wearing a tunic and cap. He holds an oversized erection in his hands and stares into the distance (note I did not say βlike heβs hella-constipatedβ). The vessel has a hole at both the tip of the penis as well as around the rim of the figureβs head, thus forcing the drinker to drink only from the penis or risk spilling wine all over themselves from the top of the vessel. Red and orange slip covers the surface of the piece.
Pretty straightforward, right? Apparently the deep seated fear of these objects that the curators exhibited was meant to spread to me as well, but - no one ever gave me that memo, because I guess Midwesterners reproduce asexually. When the curators understood that I had catalogued all of these objects in addition to the other, non-sexy pieces in the collection, they were apparently livid, but knew they had no legs to stand on in terms of getting pissed at me for it.Β
I visited the museumβs online public access database a few years back and - every single description I wrote of these pieces has been totally neutered to say something like Male figural vase.Β
Long story short? Just call a dildo a fucking dildo. Itβs all gonna be ok, I swear.
This is absolutely the MOST unusual reblog I have ever tagged with what is probably my second-favorite tag, βtalk to me about your work.β
Plus itβs hilarious.
I love ancient art history !!!!!
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Museums should have sections dedicated to artifacts like these with a warning that says βThereβs a lot of private parts in here but weβre dedicated to displaying history so we wonβt censor these. Enter at your own riskβ or something. Itβs prudish to deliberately hide history because of some ding dongs.
Fucking Puritanism.
Unpopular opinion: Sex exists. Making body parts taboo is both psychologically bad for us and kinda stupid.

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Controversial take some of u will get defensive at, but there IS a right way to give advice (in my opinion). I recently discovered this when I made friends with my former bar manager, a guy in his 50s whom Iβm literally in love with (platonically lol). I frequently ask him for advice, and he doles it out to me freely, but heβs also always like βyou have it in you to figure this out.β Heβs always like βyou donβt need me for this; you have it in you.β Heβs always reminding me that I have the capacity and experience and emotional intelligence to work through even the toughest weeds. Thatβs the way to give advice. If youβre not bolstering your friendβs confidence, if youβre not inquiring about their own thought process, if youβre just caustically cutting them off with advice every single time, Iβm sorry but to me thatβs doing it wrong.
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my unwoke thought. i dont think all genderbent characters should look exactly the same as their original. it takes a certain wisdom to know when their femininity or masculinity is key to their character regardless of gender, or when the behaviors/traits tied to their gender (or the opposite gender) being important to them is actually is what's at play here. though i do think more people should make genderbent characters look exactly the same if it means there's more muscular women. end post

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idk man not to sound like a cartoon hippie but if your entirrrrre blog and dash is about how the world sucks and everyones bigoted i think you are going to give yorself brain worms
"ah but all of this is important and true and if i dont reblog all of this important stuff waga baga THE WORMS! THATS WORMS! THE BRAIN WORMS!
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A big thing about me and RPGs is that I do not need or even want the game to constantly reassure me that my player character is the specialest and most important person who ever lived. Yes, they are the hero and most of the time the main character, and the power fantasy that comes with being level 100 in a video game and eating monsters for breakfast is fun. But for me that power fantasy needs to be balanced with the verisimilitude of a world that doesn't feel like it revolves around one character 100% of the time. I want NPCs that are rude to my OC. I want NPCs who don't like them. I want NPCs who don't know who the fuck they are and don't care. I want to feel like they can lose sometimes, not because they found the One Other Character who is as badass as they are but just because they are a person and sometimes people lose. I want them to sometimes participate in stories that are about other people. Because for me, if they are too special and too perfect and too powerful, it's not just the character that stops feeling believable and engaging; the entire world stops feeling real and inhabited, and starts to feel like just a flattened tableau to pose in front of. And that's not what I want out of a game. I want a world to play in that feels vaster and fuller than one character could ever know. And it's infinitely possible to make a world feel like that if you just make parts of the world indifferent to and even casually hostile to the player character without being villains. They aren't your archnemesis. They just don't know you. Ma'am, this is Fantasy Wendy's. It is good worldbuilding for a world to not fawn over your player character all the time and this is a hill I will die on.
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Back to Monet ^^ This one is based on his "Lilacs in the sun" Qifrey and Olruggio enjoying a nice day out <3