and for the lady, perhaps a fking break?

"people only criticize horoscopes because women like it" is an embarrassing argument i, as a woman, am violently sick of seeing.

This post goes around Tumblr every year, and it’s always true. There’s never been an uneventful or boring January.

I wish to purchase goods and services without entering a blood covenant that entitles the provider to email and text me forever and also store a bunch of my personal data that they’re going to apologize for exposing in a breach in the next five to ten years

You make soup in a big bowl. You serve it in a smaller bowl. And then you convey it, using a spoon, to your mouth. But what is the spoon? Simply a smaller bowl still

What are you even supposed to eat for dinner

And it’s like. Like it’s everyday girls.

[Image ID: Tweet from Meg (@/ megannn_lynne) on 13/08/2025 reading: i will be Fixed if i make enough Lists /End ID]

“staffing issues” damn that’s crazy. How did you say you treat your staff again btw