Thephancomeswithin

just huffed my girls balls till she came all over my face, hows your night going?

Wishing I could do the same 🙏🏻

TMEs who hate being called TMEs also tend to think reverse racism exists I've noticed

Thinking of one specific friend I have right now and my godddd does this describe him.

you don’t realize how important lunch is until you’re wandering around thinking about how unloveable and untalented and uniquely cursed you are and then it’s 4pm and you finally eat lunch and you go Oh. oh right.

its probably a normal sign for the economy that all of my adulthood fantasies are like "imagine having your own kitchen living room and bathroom to decorate" "what if i could get on a train" "maybe one day i could purchase a sturdy pair of shoes" "i should save and invest in a single bicycle"

That my wifeeeee

first 5 faceless emojis are how your summers gonna go

❤️✨🧀🪤🍇

i need to killl myself but like nonchalantly

does my deteriorating mental state turn you on

oh you think feedism is bad for people to engage in because it presents a risk for their health? of course, sure, that seems like an easy position to defend. I gotta say though it must be tough to oppose extreme sports, alcohol, tobacco, driving a car, swimming, hormonal birth control, pregnancy, most over the counter painkillers and objects small enough to be accidentally swallowed. what? you don't? that's weird. seems like you might just hate fat people for some reason.