Phantoms of my Mind

swan and winslows relationship was only so toxic because theyre both adult male blondes, which is just fucked up to start with

always thinking about that Oxford study that found half of adults define "young people hanging around in groups" as "anti-social behaviour"

Official Post of Nebraska

The bad news is that you have been abducted by aliens. The good news is that you've been abducted by the alien equivalent of Steve Irwin, who has decided to make you the subject of an alien nature documentary.

this happened to my good friend rocky projecthailmary

the AI bros are always trying to install in us this fear of falling behind and being abandoned by society if we won't start using AI, and let me just say - men have been telling me I'll "end up alone with seven cats if I don't give them a chance" for AGES. I can smell the barely hidden desperation underneath that axe body spray like a shark, and boy am I about to make you cry from frustration

not to be insensitive but some of the salem witch trials were so funny bitches like “i saw her at the devils sacrament!!!” girl… what were YOU doing at the devils sacrament 👀

If ANYTHING is a heritage post it’s this.

once again my dear friend Jonathan is coming to my homeland to eat paprikás csirke and I'm once again asking him to drown it in a bucket of sour cream so his tummy won't hurt from the paprika sauce. I really hope he's listening to me this time guys!