Illusions of Grandeur

Lol Earl Carpenter's 2023 Rik literally cannot handle the joys of the flesh.

babe are you okay you reblogged got that fog in me 11 times

wait, i did? i don't remember doing that...

remember when you were 10 and you would hang out with your friends in order to Look At The Computer together like you went to their house and experienced the information superhighway together. and then leave

How fucking old are you people?

normal amount

"you wouldn't want that in real life" yeah i know it's called playing pretend, try to keep up

Remember that one time the Daroga tried to remind Erik about their no-more-murders pinky swear but then Erik almost drowned him and called him a boob and then started planning his wedding and singing a requiem all in the span of, like, ten minutes? Classic.