ha lol i made more

me: “sorry ): can’t come!! got so much to do at home”

I saw him interviewed and the reporter asked why he thought people were willing to pitch in so much money and he tried not to smile then said something to the effect of, "companies use money to exercise free speech, maybe people are trying to do the same."

gimme sammich

i’m on the verge of tears because i’ve seen this post tons of times but today i realized the second reblog is cheezeburger speak for “give bagel” when i thought it was a dark souls boss name like 

CHARACTER ADDED!

My artistic rendition:

this was missing the incredibly important next picture where she got mad at the camera like its their fault she bit the soap

feverish and forsaken. on my second glass of mulled wine. never kill yourself