Not book smart or street smart but a secret third thing.

supid

supid.

big fan of when you peel back all layers of a character and at the bottom of it there's love

why are they doing this? because they loved someone so much it caused the plot to happen. Grief counts btw

ESPECIALLY a big fan of when this isn't enough to make them a good person

i wish i could hit chatgpt physically i wish i could hit it with a hammer and hit it with a hammer and hit it with a hammer and hit it with a hammer

the loss of the audio jack is due to puritan culture hating on penetration

Everything is embarrassing if you live your life through the eyes of others btw

doesn't it piss you off that you have to find something to eat every single day. every one of them. just every day. you gotta eat something

im doing good! you know. besides the underlying feeling that I'm fundamentally incapable of fitting in in a society. besides that i'm chillin

penelope is a better woman than me, i would’ve lied and said i got engaged just to see if colin would cry

bro, the me inside your head is kind to you, right? haha? 🤨

bro, you wouldn’t use my memory to represent your own self-doubt and loathing… right bro?

you can’t even run away and join the circus anymore

while kissing my cat's little head: you're a problem *smooch* you're a terror *smooch* you're a menace to society *smooch smooch smooch*