Kneecap Boogie

sex is a distraction from your true purpose in life which is to go to the aquarium and look at the fish and go "wooooooaaah.... fishies". cmon guys we all need to lock in.

the oldest reblogs for this post that i can find are from january 2nd of 2013. this can has been getting kicked around tumblr for almost 13½ years now

And yet somehow this is my first time kicking it!

this fetish stuff is getting out of hand what the fuck is word play

movie "fist my bump" rocky vs book "fist me" rocky

The first thing Ryland should do when he gets into his biosphere is run. He hasn't had to space to actually, properly, run in so long. Plus then you get Rocky being confused why Ryland is jetting off the second he steps foot in there. Rocky give tour! Why Grace leave! Where you going?

I like how when Markiplier referanced being rescued from his ordeal to rest safe in Ryan Gosling's arms, about half the bloodymary shippers skittered into the shadows like bugs when the lights turn on and the other half started celebrating in the streets. The implication that he is in support of the crossover blows my mind.

finding out that the eridians wear little clothes in the book means that there is a possibility that movie rocky is canonically butt booty ass naked (or whatever the eridian equivalent of having your whole bootyass out is) the whole time. bro’s like “crew dead. clothes itchy. rocky get comfy” and then grace shows up and he’s just gotta commit to the bit and never let his new friend know that he’s been nakey this entire time

if i had a coin for every time thorin woke up, almost dead, asking for bilbo as if it were his first thought, i would have 2 coins. which isn't a lot, but it's kinda gay that it happened twice