Hello

“i never see you at the club” ok well i never see you on ao3 at 2am reading about the same two bitches falling in love for the 1000th time in the 500th way

I love you, linen cloth texture

fiber artists online making the most insane shit and captioning it like "saturday knitting project :)" as if it isn't the yarn equivalent to the sistine chapel

sorry i cant hang out i forgot how to mimic human like behaviour

I mean if you wanna just loom in the corner like some kinda creature that's cool, we just don't want you getting left out

(Smugly after failing at a task) and they said it could be done.

it is impossible to watch a movie. every night i think i want to watch a movie. no movie gets watched. because it's not possible

and yet they keep making movies with the hopes that one day humanity will discover a way to watch them. it's so inspiring

am i allowed to say kill all trillionaires or is that too specific of a threat

"You could get up early and do it before work" I could also wait for a magic beanstalk to start growing in my living room LMAO. Let's focus on things that happen in the real world