Two milkmen go comedy

i can teach you

t-teach me.. what??

In France, I like to think they *remember* what happens when they protest too hard. The French are exceptionally good at protesting, and we should maybe consider learning some things from them.

if you showed this to a caveman he would kill you and then run away from you like you had burned him with fire

“minor character death” but not death of a minor character, just a character experiencing a non-major death

Though it could be argued that his death, while very temporary, was a MAJOR plot point in the story

i will never stop reblogging this how the fuck did she slide against the wall so perfectly

When I was little, my mom told me that throwing your chewing gum out the car window was the good and moral thing to do because it patched up people's flat tires for them, and to this day, I think it's one of the funniest lies anyone's ever told a child for no reason.

Only major complaint about Pokémon Legends Arceus so far is that I can’t play it one-handed