humor & anxiety in real time

people born in 2000 should be like 12-14 now. but they’re not. that’s how fucked up our world is now

The older this post gets the funnier it becomes

Bus drivers who see you running and open their hole are better public servants than any cop.

their what now?

their ‘bussy’ you might say

i might not.

*says a fact in a conversation and a wikipedia citation appears next to my head*

*clicks the citation*

*text pops up saying “this is not true. He saw this in a youtube video once in 2014 and took it as fact”. the words “youtube video” are underlined and in blue”

honestly i’ve seen so much shit on this website that i’ve become desensitized, but this post still managed to break me like an egg

important context: he’s talking to AOC 

If 20 years from now they’re writing a greatest moments in gaming history list and this isn’t on it, the wrong people are writing it

Is this supposed to be ironic or did y'all forget the part where the CIS droids walk through the shield like it's nothing and start mowing the Gungans down??

You telling me these droids are cisgender???

i miss being able to take the battery of my phone out and just hold it

is it too much to ask? to be able to hold my phone’s heart in my hand again?

Man sees crab for the first time.